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Cop came to my house 20 minutes after i toked 4 bowls

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by royce4weed2012, May 9, 2011.

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  1. #41 SmotPoker29, May 9, 2011
    im not really mad. it happened a year ago. he was just a bitch cop who stopped me for making a right turn at a red light that had no "no turn on red" sign. he was just making my life difficult, is all. nothin' new with pigs. :cool:
     
  2. #42 TABOR, May 9, 2011
    Did you kill him? You killed him right?
     
  3. #43 pyro44199, May 9, 2011


    yeah that was my first thought. when the cops come to my door i just kill em and chop them up in my backyard
     
  4. #44 dbx64, May 9, 2011
    Cop: Do your parents live here?
    Dummy: can you repeat that?
    Cop: DO YOUR PARENTS LIVE HERE?
    DUMMY: Yeah, I think so :eek::eek::eek::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:


    Dude, you could not of been anymore blown. This just made my morning, thank YOU! :gc_rocks:
     
  5. #45 FoRsAkEn StOnEr, May 9, 2011
    I had a cop stand in my entry way n 20 minutes earlier when I got home, the first thing I smelt was dank, but he said it smelt like ammonia from cats...
     
  6. #46 burtontoker, May 9, 2011
    i'm gonna make that into a scene in a movie, pretty funny
     
  7. #47 royce4weed2012, May 9, 2011

    yea next time im not going to open the door at all! i dont care who it is, ill just say im sleeping
     
  8. #48 sedition, May 9, 2011
    What a great story lol. It really made my day =]. I know other people have said this, but It's really difficult dealing with authority when you're baked, and with that in mind, I think you handled this just about as well as anyone else here could have. I'm just glad you got away clean. Sorry it ruined your day of relaxation though.
     
  9. #49 Rolling Papers, May 9, 2011

    yeah man , same here . it will come with experience .
     
  10. #50 Intelligence, May 9, 2011
    Lmao, yeh, just pretend you're sleeping at the front door.
     
  11. #51 redchrons, May 9, 2011
    Hahaha wow. Yea I would be sweating nutsacks if I had smoked 4 bowls of chronic to the face and a cop just showed up, even if it was innocent/coincidence.

    Actually spraying the Axe was good because there are so many "bros" nowadays that the cop probably thought you were just gettin' your "bro" on instead of being really really high
     
  12. #52 The Audion, May 9, 2011

    Uh, do you possibly have me confused with someone else?
     
  13. #53 Kronologick, May 9, 2011
    Cant say I would react any smarter after smoking 4 personal bowls.
     
  14. #54 GrassBandit, May 9, 2011
    I feel ya op, I am the same way around cops because I have anxiety.

    Shit sucks.
     
  15. #55 darkfires12, May 9, 2011
    You smoked 4 bowls... cops came 20 minutes later? 420.
     
  16. #56 Kronologick, May 9, 2011
    ITS 420? MUST SMOKE WEED

    gay
     
  17. #57 balanala, May 9, 2011
    yeah exactly what i was thinking, age isn't important, its how much weed you got that counts :D (lol)
     
  18. #58 MissToker, May 9, 2011
    I know smoking at a young age is fucking paranoia central.... Didn't know it at the time but if i was 14 agian and that happened to me... I would have probably said something like ".... Uhhh you're here for my parents?... They ain't here. Can I go sleep now?" and probably be pissing myself the hole time... But you're safe so no harm no foul.

    :D
     
  19. #59 tokerpro420, May 9, 2011
    Haha hilarious story, at least right now. Do we get to find out what the papers were?
     
  20. #60 Jnug, May 9, 2011
    hahahahahah funny shit man couldn't stop laughing all the "15 y/o" comments kept making me think of some skinny white kid dealing with this which makes it more funny. Good thing you got away clean :)

    LOL I'm just imaging some fat cop with a thick mustache saying that real slow.
     
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