Funny: A friend of my dad had his wife smuggled a big match box size of hash from Jamaica in her pussy. Cool: They have a big matchbox sized brick of Hash.
Stupid: A couple years ago i was in class and needed to go to the bathroom. I tried to open the door but it was locked from the inside. "Mrs. So and So, this door's locked what do i do??" She comes over, "you have to push it open not pull it". My bad LOL Needless to say i was stoned...