Who's your favorite comedian? I love nick swardsons work. "dude, I just jerked off looking at my stove idk what the fuck is up" Edit: also, drunk girl-"I can drink as much as you." Nick swardson-"really? Cuz no...you fucking can't."
THE BEST was chris farley, him and david spade were the perfect combo. it's a shame that he had to pass on, haha so now we got stuck with solo david movies like Dickie ROberts. Black sheep and tommy boy are classics
Of course Mitch Hedberg.. I used to call him the urethane wheels guy because of lords of dogtown lmao but yeah.. "I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to, too."
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSw75zU9lcE[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ2dquaHO7Q&feature=related]YouTube - Dave Chappelle about Clinton and Bush[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzbURUrgQao]YouTube - Louis CK - Suck a Bag of Dicks[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWiBt-pqp0E&feature=related]YouTube - YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin[/ame]