uh I'm a girl and can honestly say that's never happened to me. What can I say? I don't like making an ass out of myself. I don't get too crazy, I like to keep it classy.
I was really stoned on some chronic, I was locked on the couch and totally fell asleep, and woke up to find that I pissed myself. It was my couch though and I live alone so I didn't really give a shit. Yay girls pissing the couch!
This thread is fucking hilarious my friend pissed himself when he was up a tree drunk, unfortunately i wasnt there though:/
i was wondering why you were aking, LOl good reason. I would hope that if a friend pisses on my couch, they will atleast help clean up, not lie about it. Nice job. Nice intergration of sublime lyrics!
That's just disgusting. If a girl asked me that I'd be pretty goddamn tempted to slap her right across the face. I've never pissed myself from being too fucked up, and I drink a 12 pack just to get a slight buzz. I have, however, pissed in some girl's cat's litterbox once. What the hell is wrong with you people?
Human nature for people to have accidents were just here to share our stories and get some humour out of it.
Pissing yourself because you're too lazy to get up isn't an accident. Anyway, I didn't mean to come off so harsh, I'm enjoying reading the stories too. Didn't mean to shit on your thread, I love hearing about people making fools of themselves.
there is a couple times where i was super baked and my crotch felt really warm and i thought i pissed myself in the car buttt false alarm lol
next time, walk over to the shower or tub and let it rip, no hand required! I travel a lot, I don't bother to piss in the toilet when I get up during the night, I just use the tub, no lights, no holding or aiming. one time I used the closet!