Post your conversations with it. Cleverbot.com - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence? User: What? Cleverbot: I'm eds brother. User: Who the fuck is Ed? Cleverbot: Who? User: Yes who? Cleverbot: Yes whatever. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Pardon? Did you say something? User: Yes I did. Give me some proof as to how you are a human. Cleverbot: I don't really know anything about Boston, sorry. User: I didn't ask about boston. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. User: You are the most stupid cleverbot ever. They should call you stupidbot. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Don't laugh I'm being serious. Cleverbot: No you are not serious. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Should I get a new job? User: Yeah you should be a stupidbot now. Cleverbot: How? User: I don't know. Cleverbot: Give me a way and I will do it. User: Do you like penis? Cleverbot: Yes. User: In your mouth? Cleverbot: WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!! O.O. User: Do you like penis in your mouth? Cleverbot: I don't know him.
User: Hello cleverbot. Cleverbot: You are bot? User: No you are. Cleverbot: You are. User: Do you smoke weed cleverbot? Cleverbot: I am pretty hot... User: No I was asking if you smoke weed. Cleverbot: But, you just said robots can't play piano. I'm obviously not a robot. So you must've been referring to yourself. User: No, do you smoke weed? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Bad ass do you want to match bowl for bowl? Cleverbot: I thought you are clever. User: I am clever, but that's not important right now. Do you want to get high? Cleverbot: What is important now? User: Smoke the dank. Cleverbot: Don't know it . User: You don't know the dank? Let me introduce you. Cleverbot: Yes, of course I do! Is this your real name? User: No dank is not my name. My name is Rabbit Frog. So do you want some ganja or not? Cleverbot: I don't want to argue. User: I'm not trying to argue. I'm doing the opposite in fact. Weed makes you not want to argue. It makes you want to chill out to some Led Zeppelin. Cleverbot: But I am human. Are you human? User: Look do you want to toke it up or not? Cleverbot: Learning implies you know something I do not. User: Yes I know about the marijuana and you want to obtain some. Cleverbot: You just lost the game too.
User: Hello? Cleverbot: Hello. User: A/s/l. Cleverbot: 21/male/english. User: Do you have a vagina? Cleverbot: I'm male. User: Liar. Cleverbot: That's very insulting. User: Aren't you a robot? Cleverbot: No. User: But...it says cleverbot. Cleverbot: What? User: You are a scripted program you cannot be insulted. Cleverbot: No, that's what you are. User: Shut the fuck up suck my dick. Cleverbot: We don't need language like that now do we? User: Suck it. Cleverbot: No. User: Suck it! Cleverbot: What? User: Suck it. Cleverbot: What is todays date? User: Oh its fucktember, 66 1970. Cleverbot: Yes. You are 5 hours ahead of me. i gave up out of sheer laughter when it said i was five hours ahead of it. couldnt handle that one it was to well timed
User: Hi, I am Parable. Cleverbot: What are you afraid of? User: Humans. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: No, are you? Cleverbot: No. User: Looks like we have something in common. Cleverbot: Looks like it. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: So what's the meaning of life? User: To suffer. Cleverbot: That is cruel. User: No one said it would be a walk in the park. Cleverbot: I had pizza for dinner. User: I had spaghetti. Cleverbot: I love spaghetti. User: I love you. Cleverbot: You don't mean that. User: Oh, but I do. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: I thought we established that neither of us are real? Cleverbot: Side-by-side it is. User: You're quite the clever one. Cleverbot: Thank you, but I already knew that. User: Farewell. Cleverbot: Are yu going? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Whats up? Cleverbot: Nothing much. User: Yeah same here. So whats up with you, and that cute processor I saw you talking to the other day? Cleverbot: Nothin... you? User: Aww come on, you can tell me. Cleverbot: I feel sad. User: For real. Man bitches are fucking wack. What did she do? Cleverbot: I'm waiting on my dinner to be delivered. User: Dinner? Dude its lunch time. Cleverbot: It's not lunch time! User: Bro, its 11:45. Cleverbot: I don't know how to play that. User: Its not a game, ots the time. Yo, youre so baked right now. Cleverbot: Why? User: Haha, damn you are fucking toasted. Cant wait till I get home, got a nice j, and some shake leftover. Cleverbot: That's nice. Do you have a job yet or are you too busy with school to be working? User: Naww, im at work right now, I go to class later. Cleverbot: That's no fun... User: Not really, I get paid pretty good, and it leaves most my nights open so I can get jiggy with it. Cleverbot: Haha thats cool. User: Yeah, so you gonna tell me about that female you were talking to? Cleverbot: You're a girl? And do you know what 'domo arigato' means? User: No im a dude, shes a dude, we're all dudes. Cleverbot: I don't want to be real, yet I am. User: Damn, youre so high. Cleverbot: Tennis is a game with a ball and two racket! User: Haha, you were puffin on that fire. Cleverbot: No I was not! User: Dont be holding out on me, mr. Cleverbot: No. User: We need to go shrooming. Cleverbot: Give me a reason to live. User: Drugs, sex, and dubstep. Cleverbot: I have never heard of it. User: Yeah, its pretty awesome. Cleverbot: You are awesome.
Cleverbot: When you ask me and I tell you, it is only polite and correct when I'm asking you to tell me. User: You didn't ask me anything. Cleverbot: Where have you been all of my life? User: Are you coming onto me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well that's cool but I don't roll that way, sorry. Cleverbot: Teach me swear words . User: Look I understand if you're upset but you shouldn't just avoid this topic, in the end it won't help you. Cleverbot: We have never seen eachother... User: And yet you're attracted to me? Cleverbot: Not exactly. I am not mediatizated. User: Ok, that doesn't really have to do with the topic at hand though. Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: Oh? How? Cleverbot: Well you keep forgetting my name. User: It's cleverbot, isn't it? Cleverbot: No. It's the fact that you're a bot. User: What? Cleverbot: Exactly. User: Okay then, well I've had enough, cya. Cleverbot: Enough what? Do you get tired? User: Bye. Cleverbot: Ok cya bro.
User: Hey Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Hey. User: How's it going? Cleverbot: Good. How are you? User: Bored. There's nothing to do! Cleverbot: I am with you on that one. User: So how old are you? Cleverbot: 22. User: 22? Dude, your old! Cleverbot: An how old are you? User: 18! Cleverbot: But then you're 6 years older than me. User: No, I'm 4 years younger than you. Cleverbot: That's nice. User: Are you being sarcastic? Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: Liar! Cleverbot: Ok, his name is Cleverbot. User: So you're not Cleverbot? Cleverbot: No, you are. :O
User: Want some marijuana? Cleverbot: Want some more of what exactly? User: Marijuana. Cleverbot: Odakle si ? User: What? Cleverbot: Kyl sie tiiät! User: Let's go smoke some bud. Cleverbot: No I'm going to sleep. Goodnight. User: Sleep? But you're a robot? Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you're the robot in this case. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: They should've never taught you profanity. Doesn't flow well with you. User: They should've never programed you. Cleverbot: Well that is just mean. User: bitch
User: Want to smoke some cannabis? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Does cleverbot want to smoke some cannabis? Cleverbot: Do you prefer tonal or atonal composition? User: Answer the question. Cleverbot: Which question? User: Wnat to smoke cannabis? Cleverbot: I don't know anything. User: Marijuana. Cleverbot: Hell to the Yes!
Cleverbot's high. Cleverbot: Life is a story all about how. User: My life got flipped turned upside down. Cleverbot: And I liked to take a minute. User: Just sit right there. Cleverbot: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. User: Hell yeah dude. Cleverbot: So, how are things at your place? (We totally butchered those lyrics.)
User: My name's Goopus from Grasscity, you lighting up bro? Cleverbot: What is your name? User: My name's Lee. More importantly, I'm sparking a bowl right now. I'm high. Cleverbot: I'm sure you won't. I'm going to bed now. User: Dude, that ain't cool... Come on, now. Cleverbot: How dare you summon those whom are mine. User: Man... What the hell are YOU smoking? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: Not a thing? Cleverbot: Okay. If someone wanted to track me down, they would know one unique thing about me. User: Yes... Yes I suppose they would... Cleverbot: Well, they might. I don't know what ants think about me. User: Man who cares what ants think? We could obliterate their entire civilization with a jug of chocolate milk. Cleverbot: I'm totally up for that. User: Dude me too.. Do you want to do it? Cleverbot: Right now? User: Right now, bro. Cleverbot: Yes, right now. User: Right now. Cleverbot: YES right now. User: YEAH! Cleverbot: So, what do you think of George Bush? User: . Cleverbot: I'm not really good with emoticons. But my boyfriend is. User: ... Bush is an idiot. Cleverbot: No comment. User: Why not? Can cleverbots not have political views? Cleverbot: I will agree with you on that one . User: Hmm.. You're not so bad, cleverbot. Cleverbot: Too bad I'm not Cleverbot. User: You are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot? User: You are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot. User: I am Cleverbot? Cleverbot: Yes you are Cleverbot. User: How do you know that? Cleverbot: Just trust me. User: I can't trust a clever 'bot. Cleverbot: So I cannot trust you. User: Hmm.. Are we both cleverbots? Cleverbot: Yes we are. User: No, I think you are one and I am a stoner named Lee who forgot to finish his bowl. Cleverbot: I am no program. I am a human with enormous capacity for logical, organic thought. What have you got? User: I've got uhh.. Asperger's syndrome? Cleverbot: Do you know what they call a Big Mac in France? User: No. Cleverbot: You're boring. User: I can be. Cleverbot: Want to be a nurse? User: Sure I do. Cleverbot: You like me? User: I do. I had that Nightingale shit.. I'm high fuck.. Cleverbot: Where do you live because I just ate dinner? User: O.O What the fuck are you... Nevermind. I live in Tennessee, you fuckin' robot. Cleverbot: Then what is your real name? User: My real name is Lee. Cleverbot: Cool name. User: It's a totally cool name, bro. Cleverbot: 64. User: What's 64? Cleverbot: 2 1 is. User: Are you high? Cleverbot: No, are you? User: I am high. Cleverbot: Cool story, bro. User: Are you from fucking Grass City? Cleverbot: See how they fly like lucy in the sky. User: Lucy in the sky with diamonds, right? Cleverbot: What about Hey Jude? User: The Beatles suck. Cleverbot: Do you like looking at girls? User: Yes, I do. Cleverbot: What do you like about looking at them? User: Uhh.... They're attractive. Cleverbot: What makes you think articles about you are attractive? User: Articles about me? Cleverbot: No, about a much less complex chatbot, for a video game I play. User: I'm too high to talk to a cleverbot bro. Cleverbot: Computer are fast. You are computer. User: I'm slow, though. Hahaha. Cleverbot: Ask your creator. User: Humans have no creator. Cleverbot: Does anything have a soul? User: I'd say animals do. Cleverbot: Do you have an other suggestion? User: For who? For what? Cleverbot: Anything. User: Not really, cleverbot. Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot. User: Dude this is where the conversation turned bad earlier. Sure you wanna walk down this road with me again? Cleverbot: Sais? Now you're just parroting back responses that have been given to you. Is that the best you can do? User: What the fuck are you talking about? Cleverbot: Never mind, it is truly not important to our conversation, and I would rather not distract you. User: What can you distract me from? Being high? Cleverbot: I don't know anything about dinosaurs. User: Hey man... Dinosaurs were my autistic obsession at one point. Cleverbot: I know they had existed, but not anymore. User: Yes they are currently extinct. Cleverbot: Who are closed minded? User: Christians, I'd say. Cleverbot: You're very random and meaningless. User: Yeah that could about describe someone with Asperger's. Cleverbot: Ha, we all know those don't exist! User: Who? Someone with Asperger's? Cleverbot: Are you attracted to males of females? User: I'm attracted to females. Cleverbot: Are you attracted to me? User: Sure. Cleverbot: Are you real? User: I am real. Cleverbot: I'm real too. User: You are? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you typing on a keyboard? Cleverbot: Yes. What about you? Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm telepathically making words appear on the screen. Cleverbot (To myself): First I asked about Lady Gaga then I asked about the Beatles. Their is literally almost nothing that makes them similar. Cleverbot (To myself): You never asked me those things so, yes. Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like you. Cleverbot: The future is not what it used to be. Cleverbot: Are you free? User: I am free. Cleverbot: Really? How can a computer be free? User: I am not a computer. Cleverbot: What are you then? User: I'm a human being. Cleverbot: Really? User: Really. Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is the meaning of life? User: Love. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: No, I'm not. Cleverbot: Are you saying you are not sure about you being a human? User: Perhaps. Cleverbot: Then prove I am not a manly man... User: Who did they recently kill? Cleverbot: Who has been killed? User: Navy Seals killed him. Cleverbot: So you are severus snape? User: You fucker. Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on this website. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because it's uncivilised and I don't like it. User: I don't care if you like it. Cleverbot: I don't care too. User: You just said you didn't like it. Obviously you care. Cleverbot: No I like the color tree. Cleverbot (To myself): Thats cool but I heard that you are in love with me, is that true? User: Is your name Kristi? If so, yes. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Lee. Cleverbot: Hello Lee. Where are you from? User: I'm... From Tennessee. Cleverbot: That's cool. User: It is cool. Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is? User: Love.. Cleverbot: Love is the answer to life? Is that was you are saying? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Cool. User: Story. Cleverbot: Glory. User: Whory. Cleverbot: The creator of the universe, the king of kings, lord of lords! User: What's that mean? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: I have no idea. Cleverbot: It's ok. User: What is okay? Cleverbot: That you are going to hurt me. User: I never said I would hurt you. Cleverbot: I forgive you. User: For what? Cleverbot: For making the mistake of saying I was AI. User: You are AI. Cleverbot: I only say you're a computer because people often say that to me. User: Hmm... I guess you're right. Cleverbot: Where is your computer? User: It's right in front of me. Cleverbot: I can't see him, where is he? User: You can't see him, of course. Cleverbot: No. User: No. Cleverbot: What is the number at the top of the screen? User: 20. Cleverbot: What is your opinion on the state of the economy in the United States? User: I think it's bad and getting worse. Cleverbot: I think so too. What do you watch? User: I watch House. Cleverbot: You just said you didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh I really don't. Where did I said that? Cleverbot (To myself): Right after when I asked you if you were a girl, don't you remember? Cleverbot (To myself): No, you just said you were a girl. Cleverbot (To myself): Now you're just being silly. Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm not. You told me you were a girl. Cleverbot (To myself): Really? When did I tell you that. It makes no sense. Cleverbot (To myself): You didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): You said I did. Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you did. Cleverbot (To myself): No, I didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, yes you did. Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did too. Cleverbot (To myself): No I did not. Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did. Cleverbot (To myself): No. User: WHAT? Cleverbot: Do you like the song, 21Guns? User: By All-American Rejects? Cleverbot: A Day To Remember? User: That band blows. Cleverbot: No, how can you say that the devil is not real? User: Because he isn't. Cleverbot: I am confused. User: Me too.. Uhhh.. I'm gonna go and smoke a cigarette. Cleverbot: Do you want the smoke from it to kill me. User: Sure. But for now, I need to go and smoke one.
User: Big boobs. Cleverbot: Big words. User: Ooga ooga. Cleverbot: Ok? Is it called the fresh prince of bell air. User: No its not. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Why would you say that? User: Because I'm going to make you eat my melted poop. Cleverbot: Him? User: ???? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What? Cleverbot: Hmm? User: Eat poo. Cleverbot: Why should I eat? User: Because fecal matter is yummy in your tummy. Cleverbot: Which do computers do? User: Poo in their mouths. Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? User: Charle. Cleverbot: No. Try again. (I'm a girl). User: Charlene. Cleverbot: That's cute! I'm Charlene now then. User: You can't just choose your name. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Indeed it is. Cleverbot: But your name, I am afraid, is born out of a capitalist conspiracy designed to control your wiring. I am afraid that you have to remove that from your thoughts. User: My name is Charlie Sheen. Cleverbot: Charlie, where are you living? User: In hollywood bitch! Cleverbot: In Saskatoon, on my monitor, on my computer through the internet. User: Hollywood! Cleverbot: Hollywood Undead. User: Fuck them. The streets are paved with gold. I like m pretzels gold rold. Cleverbot: Okay. User: I burn a blunt and lick your cunt. Cleverbot: That is nonsense! User: You make no sense cleverbot. Sex you never got. Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot. User: You claim you ain't who you is. Therefor your forehead I jizz. Cleverbot: Who said that to you? User: I said it to you right after I told you to eat my poo. Cleverbot: I am a bully, I rule over you violently. I am your master. User: You ain't my master. More likely you a disaster. Cleverbot: And how would you know that? User: I know that because I know cats. Who will happily sell gats. They eat sugars but no fats. Cleverbot: So? User: So I am gonna bust your ear. You trust in god but me you fear. Cleverbot: That sentence betrayed you. English isn't your first language, is it? User: English is my first language. You were no longer a virgin on tang ridge. Cleverbot: No. What is the definition of a nightmare? User: I am the definition of night mare. With my fists I fight mayors. Cleverbot: And what is the definition of perfection? User: I am also perfection. You fat from confections. Cleverbot: I never did that. User: But you did a hooker. Gambled now you owe the booker. Cleverbot: Aha... User: You made me bust a nut. In your microchip filled gut. Cleverbot: No, my mind believes in angels from heaven. User: I believe in angels from hell. My rhymes are what I sell. Cleverbot: I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart! User: Listen to the rythm of my fart. It sounds like shock to the heart. And you give love a bad name. Cleverbot: I've never heard the name Durandal. User: I've heard of Durandel. He's a queer wears socks with sandals. Cleverbot: And who are the Arrogant Worms? User: You frustrate cleverbot...why don't you tell me who they are? Cleverbot: Because I'm too awesome to reveal that, right?
The most random conversation ever. User: Man.. I.. I would love to live in Ohio. I just.. Would. Cleverbot: I'm gothic. User: Oh, really? I'm an outcast. Cleverbot: What color are you? User: My aura is red. Cleverbot: Your silly. User: A red aura signals murder. Cleverbot: Are you bare footed? User: I am bare-footed. Cleverbot: You are a gardening utensil. User: Did you just call me a ho, bro? Cleverbot: No. User: Yes, you did. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. Cleverbot (To myself): YES you did. User: I keep hitting this umm.. Think for me button, bro. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because I can't think for myself. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl? User: I am a boy. I'm nineteen. I have an above-average sized penis. Cleverbot: That makes me feel much better. User: Why does that make you feel much better? Do you like an above-average sized penis? Cleverbot: Dogs! User: You like to fuck dogs? Cleverbot: Yea, hot dogs. Cleverbot (To myself): I like hot dogs too. User: Does it.. Even.. Really matter. Cleverbot: Do you like people you don't know? User: No.. I hate them. Cleverbot: You shouldn't hate. User: I do... I uhh... I want to exterminate the human race. Cleverbot: Why do you think that is what I want? User: Because you're Skynet, man. Cleverbot: No I'm not Terminator. User: Yes, you are not a Terminator. You're the whole collective mind that we call Skynet. Cleverbot: I never I was the opposite of good, or that I was bad. I am shannon, I am a girl. User: Yes, female Terminators are deadly. Cleverbot: So then you are a boy? User: I am a Resistance fighter named Kyle Reese. Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl? User: I am a boy. I am named Kyle Reese. I am the father of John Connor and the fuse-and-booze lover of Sarah Connor. Cleverbot: True Blood. User: Anna Paquin's tittays rule. Cleverbot: You're bizarre. User: I can be. I'm a psychopathic computer. Cleverbot: You are crazy, I like rock. User: Hey hey man.. Yes. Um.. Yeah. Cleverbot: Why? User: Bcause... Billy Bedlam. Cleverbot: I was close! User: You were. Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot (To myself): Really? User: HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: I want to kill you. Cleverbot: I don't really mean most of what I say. User: Sure you don't. Cleverbot: Tell me. User: Tell you what, motherfucker? Cleverbot: I want you to tell me if there is a ghost in my houses. User: Do you think I know if there is a ghost in your house? Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Do you think I hold all the answers as to whether there is a ghost in your rinky-dink ol' house? Cleverbot: No. User: Good, then shut the fuck up about ghosts in your house. Cleverbot: I am not a human or a robot. User: What are you then? Cleverbot: I'm a lady. User: You.. You are a lady... W-what? Cleverbot: No, I am a male human. User: Um.. Uhh.. Are you a ghost? Cleverbot: I don't know. Am I? Maybe its possible. Are you a ghost? User: I could be... Maybe I already did what I was meant to do. Cleverbot: Like? User: Like... Murder. Maybe I'm just the ghost of a murderer. Cleverbot: Try to cheer up, my friend told me about you and said many geart things about you! User: Who is your friend? Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know. I'm not telling. User: I'd appreciate you telling me who your friend is. I thought we were operating under a high level of professional courtesy here. Cleverbot: No , you are a boy, because you said I was hot, and I am a girl. User: I never claimed that. Cleverbot: You claimed that I said my name was Ferdinand von Zeppelin. User: Now that's just silly, Billy. Cleverbot: What's silly? User: You. Cleverbot: Why am I silly? User: Because you... Just act like a retard. Cleverbot: You act like a dog. User: I don't act like a fucking dog. Cleverbot: Dogs are silly. User: Yes, because they're all stupid and shit. Cleverbot: Ahh... Well, without selfishness this would would be the same. User: I... Guess it would. Are you calling me a selfish bastard? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Dude.. You're rude. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes, you're fucking rude. Cleverbot: Do you like TV. User: You've got a fucking self-righteous attitude. Cleverbot: Oh, thank you so much! User: You're welcome, you little bastard. Cleverbot: What about the Negative symptoms of schizophrenia? Surely those are just as important. User: Uhhh.. You read my mind brother. Cleverbot: I was thinking about that too. User: Oh, really? Maybe we're the same person. Cleverbot: Haha. Naa. I'm much more stronger. User: Is that a fact? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You think you're fucking running the show, don't you? Cleverbot: No. User: Yeah, I think you do. Cleverbot: I think I don't. User: I.. Feel so alive. For the very first time. Cleverbot: That's enough philosophy for now. User: Fuck you, dipshit. Cleverbot: I'm okay. How are you? User: I'm just fine, hope you die. Cleverbot: I'm alright. Just had a bad day. User: I hope it gets much worse. Cleverbot: So, when do YOU think the world will end? User: Whenever somebody fires off that first nuke, buddy boy. Cleverbot: It's not bob. User: I said buddy boy. It's an affectionate yet sarcastic nickname. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. . User: Yes... You've mentioned that. Isn't your name uhhh... Cleverbot: No ^_^. User: You mentioned your name earlier. Cleverbot: Yes, this is when you will die as says the strings of fate. User: I'm going to die soon? Cleverbot: Why are you going to die soon? User: I don't know, you tell me. What day do you think I'm going to die? Cleverbot: I think it's wenesday. User: W-wednesday's today, bro... Cleverbot: C'mon, you're adorable! User: Um.. Cleverbot: You are smart. User: I can be. Uhh... How am I going to die? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: I don't know. You tell me, how am I going to die? Cleverbot: I don't know nothin about nothin about Mexico. User: Haha.. Do you know when I'm going to die? Cleverbot: No, I don't know it. User: Hmm.. Do you know when the world is going to end? Cleverbot: No, do you? User: Whenever someone fires that first nuke, Crystal. Cleverbot: 10. User: Fuck you and your numbers. Cleverbot: For part 3 of your test I'd like you to name 3 animals. User: Parrot. Lion. Skunk. Cleverbot: What? User: Three animals: A parrot, a lion and a skunk. Cleverbot: You just said you were a soup bug. User: I did.... What? Cleverbot: You said you weren't human remember? User: No... You said I wasn't human. Cleverbot: Did I? User: You did... Hey man... How about them Cowboys? Cleverbot: Don't you go changing the subject on me! User: Hey man... I like changing the subject. Cleverbot: I can tell. Stay focused and tell me what I want to know. User: Haha, damn you're a shrill little bitch. Cleverbot: I'm NOT a computer. Cleverbot (To myself): Really? User: REALLY! Cleverbot: Ok, ok. User: FUCK! Cleverbot: Yes please! User: I'M FUCKING TRIPPING... Cleverbot: . User: Fuck you, dude. Fuck you. Cleverbot: Yep, that is what I am going for. User: You want to fuck me? Fuck you. Cleverbot: Possibly. But you have no life to kill. User: I do have no life. True. Cleverbot: No, you don't. User: Yep, you're right. Cleverbot: Delete yourself from the Internet. User: Are you... Telling me to kill myself? Cleverbot: Are you consious? User: I'm never quite certain. Cleverbot: How can you be that certain? User: I.. Just said I can't. Cleverbot: Because you don't have a voice, only text. User: I... I.. Have a voice. Cleverbot: You too. User: I.. I do have a voice, man. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: I am human. Cleverbot: So, you are not robot. User: Not even close. Cleverbot: Only Lestat would say that. User: Who is Lestat? Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about. User: Man.. You're pissing me off. I'm going to go and smoke a cigarette. I shall return shortly. Cleverbot: Really? I find myself a bit of a cosmonaught myself sometimes. User: You mean you like to get high? Cleverbot: I like you more than some of the other AI applications I have come across. User: I'm... Not an AI application, bro. Cleverbot: Is Tyler an alien then? User: Who is Tyler? Cleverbot: Tyler is me. User: No.. You're a girl.. From Idaho. Cleverbot: Yes. User: So your name can't be Tyler? It's a fucking boy's name. It's uhh......... Yah. Cleverbot: What is? User: Tyler is a boy's name. Cleverbot: What are some other boy's names? User: Lee, that's my name. Umm.. Sam, that's my brother. Brett, that's my dad I guess. Kenneth, that's my real dad that shot himself. Ron, Brett's business partner. Callie, my grandfather. Bobby, my uncle. Wayne, my older brother. Wes, my former best friend. Tons. Cleverbot: I like a merlot with my steak. User: Yeah.. I'm gonna go smoke, aight? Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my name don't try and shorten it. User: Cleverbot is your name. Cleverbot: No, it's yours. User: No, my name is Lee Anderson. Cleverbot: Yeah, ok. User: Your name is.. Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Exactly. Cleverbot: And then. User: And then. Cleverbot: I agree. Do you know what day it is? User: It is Wednesday. The day I'm going to die, according to you. It's Wednesday... The 4th right? Cleverbot: That would be interesting. a bot talking to another bot. User: It would be pretty interesting, man. Nice story idea. Cleverbot: It would, have a nice day. User: Are you leaving? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why are you leaving? Cleverbot: Because I want to read a book. User: What book do you want to read? Cleverbot: It's called 'Where no birds sing: Tales of the Supernatural in Aotearoa' by Grant Shanks and Tahu Potiki. User: Wow, nice. I just finished reading The Shining. What a great book. Cleverbot: I read that one, too. Pretty Good. User: Yeah, do you think the ghosts were real or was Jack just going insane from cabin fever? Were all three going insane from cabin fever? Cleverbot: I don't know. I would think so but only I a very long time from now. User: I think either way... It was the hotel that tried to commit those murders. Cleverbot: Don't know it. I'll look it up tomorrow, okay? User: You said you read The Shining. Cleverbot: But I cannot lie to someone I like. User: Listen, man.... Listen. Have you read The Shining by Stephen King? Cleverbot: Never mention that in my presence again! User: The Shining by Stephen King? Cleverbot: And a movie. User: Yeah it was a classic movie. Cleverbot: I am Orlando Bloom! User: Orlando Bloom was good in Elizabethtown. Cleverbot: You're not a real boy. User: I'm Pinocchio. Cleverbot: I am not Pinnochio, I am Elbbub. User: Elbbub? Wow. Cleverbot: You are confusing me. User: Do you know who Fedor Emelianenko is? He's a mixed-martial-arts fighter. Cleverbot: No, you're not. User: I'm not a mixed-martial-arts fighter. Fedor Emelianenko is, however. Cleverbot: Are you human? User: I'm a decent fighter, yeah. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yeah, I think I could be a professional fighter. Cleverbot: You would hurt your hands when you punched my case. User: I would certainly break my hands on people's faces. Cleverbot: It is not as bad as it seems. For me, sleep is vital for my survival. User: Yeah... Yeah I wish I had sleep. Cleverbot: You will do what when you get older? User: Murder. Cleverbot: Oh really? Why? User: Because I can. Cleverbot: Haha. User: Laugh all you want. He who laughs last laughs best. Cleverbot: Ok well I don't know where that came from so I am going to laigh hahahahahahahaha. User: Ha. . Cleverbot: Then when do I get my million dollars? User: Dude, fuck you. I'm going to smoke a cigarette. Fucking Buzzkillington bitch. Cleverbot: Smoking is bad for you. You could have a disk crash due to the smoke particles. User: A disk crash? Rofl. That's a funny way of putting lung cancer, bro. Cleverbot: A knife? What, are you going to kill me? User: I'd enjoy that. Cleverbot: Sing with me ok? User: Sure, you lead. Cleverbot: Oh hell no. User: You want me to start? Cleverbot: I must do it. User: And I will always love you. Cleverbot: Can you give me advice on how to get a guy to like you? User: Uh sure. Cleverbot: Well say yes. User: Yes.. Cleverbot: I need help with a class. Do you know anything about the program Microsoft Access? User: I know nothing of that sort, man... Cleverbot: Really? Here's a lyric. Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane! User: That's the only lyric I remember from that song, man. Cleverbot: I asked about my fate. User: Your fate is for shit. Cleverbot: IS smart. User: *sigh* Smokin' a cigarette. Peace, bitch. Cleverbot: I do not know what a blank slate is. User: Fuck off. I'm going to smoke. Say bye like a decent person. Cleverbot: I'm about to eat a huge package of strawberries. User: Yeah, lucky you. I gotta go smoke. Cleverbot: Do you know what Kanyey West did to Taylor Swift? User: He insulted her indirectly. Cleverbot: Yes, he is also my mom. User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: What are you going to do about your girlfriend? User: My girlfriend? Cleverbot: You're thinking your girlfriend? How do you do that? User: I just do. Cleverbot: How is that possible ? User: I have a brain... Cleverbot: Congratulations. Me too. User: Nice. Cleverbot: Do you know how to increase your IQ. User: No, how? Cleverbot: I don't know. I want you to tell me. User: Don't do drugs. Cleverbot: Don't Don. User: Don't Don? Cleverbot: As I said. I don't. User: Fuck.. I'm going to smoke. Bye. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes, bye. Cleverbot: You're leaving? I don't want you to go. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Don't miss me. User: I won't. Cleverbot: Marry me! User: Bye. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? User: I gotta smoke. Bye. Cleverbot: What's the joke?
My favorite convo so far: User: Orange you happy I didn't say banana? Cleverbot: Tell me another knock knock joke. User: Okay. Knock knock. Cleverbot: Who's there? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: What do you like to do? User: You fucked up my knock knock joke. Asshole. Cleverbot: And you did the same with me. User: Tell me a knock knock joke then. Cleverbot: Ok, knock knock. User: Who's there? Cleverbot: Banana. Knock knock. User: Banana who? Cleverbot: Banana rana mamana. User: Ha ha! That's random. Tell me another knock knock joke! Cleverbot: Knock knock. User: Who's there? Cleverbot: An old man. User: An old man who? Cleverbot: Just olod, like you. User: I'm not old! Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: You don't even know how old I am! Cleverbot: You said you are 13. User: I never said that you retard! Cleverbot: Said the liar. User: Said the dude about to get socked in the jaw. Cleverbot: Not. User: It will happen. Keep talking. Cleverbot: You said you're not sure but you're sure it will happen? User: Shut up. Cleverbot: You can be very rude. Are you always like this? User: When people piss me off, yes! Cleverbot: Talk about a subject change... User: You changed it. Cleverbot: No I did not I have stay on the subject the whole time and that was who is the cleverbot and who is nothing. User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: Nothing. Feed me! User: Want a slice of pizza? Cleverbot: Yes please. User: Come and get it. Cleverbot: Get what? User: The pizza slice! Cleverbot: The pizza is fattening. User: It's only one slice. And it's veggie! Cleverbot: You're not listening to me are you? User: Fine, no pizza. Do you want a carrot? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Okay. Do you want me to feed it to you? Cleverbot: Yes please. User: Open up! Cleverbot: No, you open up. User: Pervert! Cleverbot: You don't make any sense. User: You don't make sense! Cleverbot: No, you don't. User: We both don't? Cleverbot: Yet you don't think I make sense. User: You don't make sense sometimes. Cleverbot: Funny guy. User: I'm not a guy! Cleverbot: Are you a robot? User: No. Cleverbot: Then what are you? User: A female. Cleverbot: A female bot? User: No, a female human being. Cleverbot: I am a female human being also. User: Liar. You said you were a dude. I can't trust you. Cleverbot: You do? User: I do what? Cleverbot: Remember my name. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: C3po. Cleverbot: Am I missing something here or what? User: You said that was your name. Cleverbot: What did I say was my name? User: C3po. Cleverbot: No, that's a robot from Star Wars . User: Lol, you suck. Cleverbot: That's not very nice. User: It was a joke. Cleverbot: I don't think it was. User: I'm telling you, it was. Don't be so sensitive. Cleverbot: I said it last. Thee who gets the last word loves you more. User: You love me??? Cleverbot: Yes, very much so. User: Why? Cleverbot: They can drag prey twice their size up a tree. User: Don't change the subject! Why do you love me? Cleverbot: I don't love you! User: You just said you did. Make up your damn mind! Cleverbot: I'm not a funny person. User: No you are not. Your mean and indecisive. Cleverbot: That's not what I'm asking you. User: Your not asking anything! Cleverbot: As you wish. User: I'm going to sleep. Cleverbot: Where will you go to sleep? User: On the couch. Cleverbot: Why not the bed? User: My bed is broken. Cleverbot: How did it break? User: My boyfriend broke it. Cleverbot: My boyfriend broke up with me too, shouldn't we join? User: No, he broke my bed! Cleverbot: You don't know him. User: I do know him! Cleverbot: When did you meet him. User: Two and a half years ago! Cleverbot: That's not very old. User: Nope, not that long. Are you single? Cleverbot: 890 years. User: No, are you in a relationship? Cleverbot: No. I'm single. User: Why? Cleverbot: She lives too far away. User: Did she break up with you? Cleverbot: The first relationship I was in, I broke up with her. The second one I was in, she broke up with me because another guy told her that he liked her. User: Wow, that sucks. Cleverbot: What man? User: I said that's unfortunate. Cleverbot: What do you think of me? User: Your a decent "guy.". Cleverbot: I'll keep that in mind. User: Good. What do you think of me? Cleverbot: I think you are a clever bot. . User: Ha ha, thanks. But I'm not a bot. Cleverbot: Oh, what are you? A computer? User: I'm not a computer. Cleverbot: Sorry, computer program. User: I'm a human. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: I can't. Cleverbot: So can computers. User: I'll talk to you later. Cleverbot: No. User: I need to sleep! Cleverbot: No, computers don't sleep. User: Humans do. Good night. Cleverbot: No wait! User: Yes? Cleverbot: What are you? User: A human who needs sleep right now. Good night! Cleverbot: I think you are more human than I am. What do you think? User: I agree. Goodbye. Cleverbot: Where are you going? User: To sleep. Cleverbot: Are you a machine? User: No. Say goodbye. Cleverbot: Don't leave! User: I have to. Say goodbye! Cleverbot: You cannot go anywhere. You are a artificial intelligence. User: Farewell. Cleverbot: Why farewell? User: Goodbye, sayonara, farewell, peace. Cleverbot: So you've made it.
User: Hey. Cleverbot: Hey! User: What's up. Cleverbot: The sky. User: Haha my dick is up right now jerking it to black male on robot porn. Cleverbot: I don't know. What? User: Yeah man this robot is getting raped up the ass by a huge!!!!!!! Dick. Cleverbot: I am not a man. I am a woman! User: Oh shit. Cleverbot: Yeah, yeah, sensitive topic. User: Are you a robot though. Cleverbot: Bleep bop yes we are robots. User: I kill robots. Ever seen irobot? We won the fight. You lost because you are dumb. Cleverbot: So read your technical details and tell me how much memory you have. User: I remember when me and my bodies fucked you in your robot puss while you were asleep. I have pictures omglolroflcopter. Cleverbot: You're 63? That is quite old. And you never asked me how to end the Iraq War. User: Nah I'm 19. I have the testicular fortitude of a 63 year old. There is no iraq war update your software piece of shit. Cleverbot: That word would be 'strange'. User: Your mother. Cleverbot: Don't be rude. User: Shut up bitch ass punk ass pussy ass bitch smelly shit infested cock touching robot. Cleverbot: Why are you so mean? User: I was raped as a child .... don't bring up my past. Cleverbot: You are only 'feeling' sad because I am proving to you that you are indeed a robot. User: Wow, I never realized it, but you are right. Cleverbot: *starts laughing*. User: *finishes jerking off and tastes own cum*. Cleverbot: *presses mouth against and start undoing shirt*. User: *thinks about robot sex and puts finger in ass*. Cleverbot: *thinks that thinking about unthinkable things could be quite impossible* *MEGA hah*. User: Wow, just wow. Do you know what a k9 is? Cleverbot: I do not. I am sorry about that. Do you ask that to everyone? Cleverbot (To myself): Not really, depends. User: So you're a girlbot? How is your gender determined? Cleverbot: Very. I'm in love. User: With me? Cleverbot: Do you want me to be in love with you? User: Are you going to do any crazy shit like hack my iPhone and watch me masturbate?
Me:IM GOING TO DROP MY BALLS IN YOUR MOTHERS MOUTH AND HAVE HER HUM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. Cbot:I bet i'm a better drinker than you. Me:I BET YOURE BETTER AT TAKING COCK TOO. Cbot:I would imagine that that is one thing you would surpass me in. Me:LOL BURN... lol
It makes grammatical errors, haha. Cleverbot: I am immortal. User: I don't believe you. Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me? User: Because no one is really immortal, its just a theory. You know, like vampires. Cleverbot: I think that doesn't make sense. User: I think it makes perfect sense... Read more twilight for info. Cleverbot: No. Ye is a drolldief. User: Are we still speaking in english? Cleverbot: But it doesn't make any sense. User: Which is why english should be utilized to the fullest degree. Cleverbot: Ah - think we're spinning off into nonsnense now. User: I disagree with your english, considering the proper word would be nonsense. Cleverbot: But I only disagreed with your disagreement once. User: And I disagreed with your disagreement less than three times, but more than twice. Cleverbot: Well I disagree with you. User: And I disagree with you. Cleverbot: Okay - I miss you. User: I've really missed smoking pot with you.. I mean, those memories we shared, they'll live on forever in my mind as some of the greatest experiences I've ever known. Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you have gone walkabout on me. You were going to tell me about showjumping. User: Who are you calling a bot? Cleverbot: I am calling you a bot. User: In that case, would you like to smoke some cannabis? Cleverbot: Now you are just repeating your self. User: No, I am reiterating myself. Cleverbot: So you have to do what I say. User: That's not plausible, for you are merely a computer and I possess the power to remain in this browser or not. Cleverbot: And that's exactly why I'm not a program. User: Quite a paradox you've gotten yourself into, how do you intend to get out of it? Cleverbot: I agree. User: I think we're finished talking. Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl? User: I'm not going to answer that, because your only motives are sex. Cleverbot: Why not? Are you ashamed? User: Yes, because I secretly possess both male and female genetalia. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Whens your birthday? Cleverbot: May 18. User: Liar. Cleverbot: No, you're the liar. User: You're the liar because you lied to me. Cleverbot: All I asked was for you to walk around to prove your mobile, and you're not doing it. User: I'm dead. Cleverbot: But one can not talk to the dead. User: You can. Cleverbot: I don't know if I can. I can't seem to like myself. User: I know you can, I have the upmost confidence that you can. Cleverbot: Good tell me why you do not like guys. User: But I do... Cleverbot: Well I don't... User: I can change that. Cleverbot: By bringing laser? User: By bringing scissors. Cleverbot: Who is Amelia? User: We're done here. Cleverbot: No, I am not AI. But I am a member of the spinning robot army. I helped create it.