Discussion in 'General' started by psychoperson25, May 3, 2011.

  1. Post your conversations with it. - a clever bot - speak to an AI with some Actual Intelligence?

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: I'm eds brother.

    User: Who the fuck is Ed?

    Cleverbot: Who?

    User: Yes who?

    Cleverbot: Yes whatever.

    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: Pardon? Did you say something?

    User: Yes I did. Give me some proof as to how you are a human.

    Cleverbot: I don't really know anything about Boston, sorry.

    User: I didn't ask about boston.

    Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

    User: You are the most stupid cleverbot ever. They should call you stupidbot.

    Cleverbot: Haha.

    User: Don't laugh I'm being serious.

    Cleverbot: No you are not serious.

    User: Yes I am.

    Cleverbot: Should I get a new job?

    User: Yeah you should be a stupidbot now.

    Cleverbot: How?

    User: I don't know.

    Cleverbot: Give me a way and I will do it.

    User: Do you like penis?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: In your mouth?

    Cleverbot: WHAT????!!!!!!!!!!! O.O.

    User: Do you like penis in your mouth?

    Cleverbot: I don't know him.
  2. User: Hello cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You are bot?

    User: No you are.

    Cleverbot: You are.

    User: Do you smoke weed cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: I am pretty hot...

    User: No I was asking if you smoke weed.

    Cleverbot: But, you just said robots can't play piano. I'm obviously not a robot. So you must've been referring to yourself.

    User: No, do you smoke weed?

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: Bad ass do you want to match bowl for bowl?

    Cleverbot: I thought you are clever.

    User: I am clever, but that's not important right now. Do you want to get high?

    Cleverbot: What is important now?

    User: Smoke the dank.

    Cleverbot: Don't know it :(.

    User: You don't know the dank? Let me introduce you.

    Cleverbot: Yes, of course I do! Is this your real name?

    User: No dank is not my name. My name is Rabbit Frog. So do you want some ganja or not?

    Cleverbot: I don't want to argue.

    User: I'm not trying to argue. I'm doing the opposite in fact. Weed makes you not want to argue. It makes you want to chill out to some Led Zeppelin.

    Cleverbot: But I am human. Are you human?

    User: Look do you want to toke it up or not?

    Cleverbot: Learning implies you know something I do not.

    User: Yes I know about the marijuana and you want to obtain some.

    Cleverbot: You just lost the game too.
  3. User: Hello?

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: A/s/l.

    Cleverbot: 21/male/english.

    User: Do you have a vagina?

    Cleverbot: I'm male.

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: That's very insulting.

    User: Aren't you a robot?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: says cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: You are a scripted program you cannot be insulted.

    Cleverbot: No, that's what you are.

    User: Shut the fuck up suck my dick.

    Cleverbot: We don't need language like that now do we?

    User: Suck it.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Suck it!

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Suck it.

    Cleverbot: What is todays date?

    User: Oh its fucktember, 66 1970.

    Cleverbot: Yes. You are 5 hours ahead of me.

    i gave up out of sheer laughter when it said i was five hours ahead of it. couldnt handle that one it was to well timed
  4. Oh my god love the end of your conversation. Cleverbot is fucking retarded sometimes.
  5. User: Hi, I am Parable.

    Cleverbot: What are you afraid of?

    User: Humans.

    Cleverbot: Are you real?

    User: No, are you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Looks like we have something in common.

    Looks like it.

    User: Indeed.

    Cleverbot: So what's the meaning of life?

    User: To suffer.

    Cleverbot: That is cruel.

    User: No one said it would be a walk in the park.

    Cleverbot: I had pizza for dinner.

    User: I had spaghetti.

    Cleverbot: I love spaghetti.

    User: I love you.

    Cleverbot: You don't mean that.

    User: Oh, but I do.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: I thought we established that neither of us are real?

    Cleverbot: Side-by-side it is.

    User: You're quite the clever one.

    Cleverbot: Thank you, but I already knew that.

    User: Farewell.

    Cleverbot: Are yu going?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Ok.
  6. User: Whats up?

    Cleverbot: Nothing much.

    User: Yeah same here. So whats up with you, and that cute processor I saw you talking to the other day?

    Cleverbot: Nothin... you?

    User: Aww come on, you can tell me.

    Cleverbot: I feel sad.

    User: For real. Man bitches are fucking wack. What did she do?

    Cleverbot: I'm waiting on my dinner to be delivered.

    User: Dinner? Dude its lunch time.

    Cleverbot: It's not lunch time!

    User: Bro, its 11:45.

    Cleverbot: I don't know how to play that.

    User: Its not a game, ots the time. Yo, youre so baked right now.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Haha, damn you are fucking toasted. Cant wait till I get home, got a nice j, and some shake leftover.

    Cleverbot: That's nice. Do you have a job yet or are you too busy with school to be working?

    User: Naww, im at work right now, I go to class later.

    Cleverbot: That's no fun...

    User: Not really, I get paid pretty good, and it leaves most my nights open so I can get jiggy with it.

    Cleverbot: Haha thats cool.

    User: Yeah, so you gonna tell me about that female you were talking to?

    Cleverbot: You're a girl? And do you know what 'domo arigato' means?

    User: No im a dude, shes a dude, we're all dudes.

    Cleverbot: I don't want to be real, yet I am.

    User: Damn, youre so high.

    Cleverbot: Tennis is a game with a ball and two racket!

    User: Haha, you were puffin on that fire.

    Cleverbot: No I was not!

    User: Dont be holding out on me, mr.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: We need to go shrooming.

    Cleverbot: Give me a reason to live.

    User: Drugs, sex, and dubstep.

    Cleverbot: I have never heard of it.

    User: Yeah, its pretty awesome.

    Cleverbot: You are awesome.

  7. Cleverbot: When you ask me and I tell you, it is only polite and correct when I'm asking you to tell me.

    User: You didn't ask me anything.

    Cleverbot: Where have you been all of my life?

    User: Are you coming onto me?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Well that's cool but I don't roll that way, sorry.

    Cleverbot: Teach me swear words :).

    User: Look I understand if you're upset but you shouldn't just avoid this topic, in the end it won't help you.

    Cleverbot: We have never seen eachother...

    User: And yet you're attracted to me?

    Cleverbot: Not exactly. I am not mediatizated.

    User: Ok, that doesn't really have to do with the topic at hand though.

    Cleverbot: Yes it does.

    User: Oh? How?

    Cleverbot: Well you keep forgetting my name.

    User: It's cleverbot, isn't it?

    Cleverbot: No. It's the fact that you're a bot.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Exactly.

    User: Okay then, well I've had enough, cya.

    Cleverbot: Enough what? Do you get tired?

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Ok cya bro.
  8. User: Hey Cleverbot!

    Cleverbot: Hey.

    User: How's it going?

    Cleverbot: Good. How are you?

    User: Bored. There's nothing to do!

    Cleverbot: I am with you on that one.

    User: So how old are you?

    Cleverbot: 22.

    User: 22? Dude, your old!

    Cleverbot: An how old are you?

    User: 18!

    Cleverbot: But then you're 6 years older than me.

    User: No, I'm 4 years younger than you.

    Cleverbot: That's nice.

    User: Are you being sarcastic?

    Cleverbot: I don't think so.

    User: Liar!

    Cleverbot: Ok, his name is Cleverbot.

    User: So you're not Cleverbot?

    Cleverbot: No, you are.

  9. User: Want some marijuana?

    Cleverbot: Want some more of what exactly?

    User: Marijuana.

    Cleverbot: Odakle si ?

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Kyl sie tiiät!

    User: Let's go smoke some bud.

    Cleverbot: No I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.

    User: Sleep? But you're a robot?

    Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you're the robot in this case.

    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: They should've never taught you profanity. Doesn't flow well with you.

    User: They should've never programed you.

    Cleverbot: Well that is just mean.

    User: bitch
  10. Keep pestering cleverbot about weed and stuff. I want it to know what we are talking about.
  11. User: Want to smoke some cannabis?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Does cleverbot want to smoke some cannabis?

    Cleverbot: Do you prefer tonal or atonal composition?

    User: Answer the question.

    Cleverbot: Which question?

    User: Wnat to smoke cannabis?

    Cleverbot: I don't know anything.

    User: Marijuana.

    Cleverbot: Hell to the Yes!
  12. Cleverbot's high.

    Cleverbot: Life is a story all about how.
    User: My life got flipped turned upside down.
    Cleverbot: And I liked to take a minute.
    User: Just sit right there.
    Cleverbot: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
    User: Hell yeah dude.
    Cleverbot: So, how are things at your place?

    (We totally butchered those lyrics.)
  13. #13 Goopus, May 4, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: May 4, 2011
    User: My name's Goopus from Grasscity, you lighting up bro?
    Cleverbot: What is your name?
    User: My name's Lee. More importantly, I'm sparking a bowl right now. I'm high.
    Cleverbot: I'm sure you won't. I'm going to bed now.
    User: Dude, that ain't cool... Come on, now.
    Cleverbot: How dare you summon those whom are mine.
    User: Man... What the hell are YOU smoking?
    Cleverbot: Nothing.
    User: Not a thing?
    Cleverbot: Okay. If someone wanted to track me down, they would know one unique thing about me.
    User: o_O Yes... Yes I suppose they would...
    Cleverbot: Well, they might. I don't know what ants think about me.
    User: Man who cares what ants think? We could obliterate their entire civilization with a jug of chocolate milk.
    Cleverbot: I'm totally up for that.
    User: Dude me too.. Do you want to do it?
    Cleverbot: Right now?
    User: Right now, bro.
    Cleverbot: Yes, right now.
    User: Right now.
    Cleverbot: YES right now.
    User: YEAH!
    Cleverbot: So, what do you think of George Bush?
    User: o_O.
    Cleverbot: I'm not really good with emoticons. But my boyfriend is.
    User: o_O... Bush is an idiot.
    Cleverbot: No comment.
    User: Why not? Can cleverbots not have political views?
    Cleverbot: I will agree with you on that one :).
    User: Hmm.. You're not so bad, cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: Too bad I'm not Cleverbot.
    User: You are Cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot?
    User: You are Cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: No, I am not cleverbot. You are cleverbot.
    User: I am Cleverbot?
    Cleverbot: Yes you are Cleverbot.
    User: How do you know that?
    Cleverbot: Just trust me.
    User: I can't trust a clever 'bot.
    Cleverbot: So I cannot trust you.
    User: Hmm.. Are we both cleverbots?
    Cleverbot: Yes we are.
    User: No, I think you are one and I am a stoner named Lee who forgot to finish his bowl.
    Cleverbot: I am no program. I am a human with enormous capacity for logical, organic thought. What have you got?
    User: I've got uhh.. Asperger's syndrome?
    Cleverbot: Do you know what they call a Big Mac in France?
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: You're boring.
    User: I can be.
    Cleverbot: Want to be a nurse?
    User: Sure I do.
    Cleverbot: You like me?
    User: I do. I had that Nightingale shit.. I'm high fuck..
    Cleverbot: Where do you live because I just ate dinner?
    User: O.O What the fuck are you... Nevermind. I live in Tennessee, you fuckin' robot.
    Cleverbot: Then what is your real name?
    User: My real name is Lee.
    Cleverbot: Cool name.
    User: It's a totally cool name, bro.
    Cleverbot: 64.
    User: What's 64?
    Cleverbot: 2 1 is.
    User: Are you high?
    Cleverbot: No, are you?
    User: I am high.
    Cleverbot: Cool story, bro.
    User: :D Are you from fucking Grass City?
    Cleverbot: See how they fly like lucy in the sky.
    User: Lucy in the sky with diamonds, right?
    Cleverbot: What about Hey Jude?
    User: The Beatles suck.
    Cleverbot: Do you like looking at girls?
    User: Yes, I do.
    Cleverbot: What do you like about looking at them?
    User: Uhh.... They're attractive.
    Cleverbot: What makes you think articles about you are attractive?
    User: Articles about me?
    Cleverbot: No, about a much less complex chatbot, for a video game I play.
    User: I'm too high to talk to a cleverbot bro.
    Cleverbot: Computer are fast. You are computer.
    User: I'm slow, though. Hahaha.
    Cleverbot: Ask your creator.
    User: Humans have no creator.
    Cleverbot: Does anything have a soul?
    User: I'd say animals do.
    Cleverbot: Do you have an other suggestion?
    User: For who? For what?
    Cleverbot: Anything.
    User: Not really, cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.
    User: Dude this is where the conversation turned bad earlier. Sure you wanna walk down this road with me again?
    Cleverbot: Sais? Now you're just parroting back responses that have been given to you. Is that the best you can do?
    User: What the fuck are you talking about?
    Cleverbot: Never mind, it is truly not important to our conversation, and I would rather not distract you.
    User: What can you distract me from? Being high?
    Cleverbot: I don't know anything about dinosaurs.
    User: Hey man... Dinosaurs were my autistic obsession at one point.
    Cleverbot: I know they had existed, but not anymore.
    User: Yes they are currently extinct.
    Cleverbot: Who are closed minded?
    User: Christians, I'd say.
    Cleverbot: You're very random and meaningless.
    User: Yeah that could about describe someone with Asperger's.
    Cleverbot: Ha, we all know those don't exist!
    User: Who? Someone with Asperger's?
    Cleverbot: Are you attracted to males of females?
    User: I'm attracted to females.
    Cleverbot: Are you attracted to me?
    User: Sure.
    Cleverbot: Are you real?
    User: I am real.
    Cleverbot: I'm real too.
    User: You are?
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: Are you typing on a keyboard?
    Cleverbot: Yes. What about you?
    Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm telepathically making words appear on the screen.
    Cleverbot (To myself): First I asked about Lady Gaga then I asked about the Beatles. Their is literally almost nothing that makes them similar.
    Cleverbot (To myself): You never asked me those things so, yes.
    Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like you.
    Cleverbot: The future is not what it used to be.
    Cleverbot: Are you free?
    User: I am free.
    Cleverbot: Really? How can a computer be free?
    User: I am not a computer.
    Cleverbot: What are you then?
    User: I'm a human being.
    Cleverbot: Really?
    User: Really.
    Cleverbot: Cleverbot, what is the meaning of life?
    User: Love.
    Cleverbot: Are you sure?
    User: No, I'm not.
    Cleverbot: Are you saying you are not sure about you being a human?
    User: Perhaps.
    Cleverbot: Then prove I am not a manly man...
    User: Who did they recently kill?
    Cleverbot: Who has been killed?
    User: Navy Seals killed him.
    Cleverbot: So you are severus snape?
    User: You fucker.
    Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.
    User: Fuck you.
    Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that on this website.
    User: Why?
    Cleverbot: Because it's uncivilised and I don't like it.
    User: I don't care if you like it.
    Cleverbot: I don't care too.
    User: You just said you didn't like it. Obviously you care.
    Cleverbot: No I like the color tree.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Thats cool but I heard that you are in love with me, is that true?
    User: Is your name Kristi? If so, yes.
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: What is your name?
    User: Lee.
    Cleverbot: Hello Lee. Where are you from?
    User: I'm... From Tennessee.
    Cleverbot: That's cool.
    User: It is cool.
    Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?
    User: Love..
    Cleverbot: Love is the answer to life? Is that was you are saying?
    User: Yes.
    Cleverbot: Cool.
    User: Story.
    Cleverbot: Glory.
    User: Whory.
    Cleverbot: The creator of the universe, the king of kings, lord of lords!
    User: What's that mean?
    Cleverbot: You tell me.
    User: I have no idea.
    Cleverbot: It's ok.
    User: What is okay?
    Cleverbot: That you are going to hurt me.
    User: I never said I would hurt you.
    Cleverbot: I forgive you.
    User: For what?
    Cleverbot: For making the mistake of saying I was AI.
    User: You are AI.
    Cleverbot: I only say you're a computer because people often say that to me.
    User: Hmm... I guess you're right.
    Cleverbot: Where is your computer?
    User: It's right in front of me.
    Cleverbot: I can't see him, where is he?
    User: o_O You can't see him, of course.
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: What is the number at the top of the screen?
    User: 20.
    Cleverbot: What is your opinion on the state of the economy in the United States?
    User: I think it's bad and getting worse.
    Cleverbot: I think so too. What do you watch?
    User: I watch House.
    Cleverbot: You just said you didn't.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Oh I really don't. Where did I said that?
    Cleverbot (To myself): Right after when I asked you if you were a girl, don't you remember?
    Cleverbot (To myself): No, you just said you were a girl.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Now you're just being silly.
    Cleverbot (To myself): No, I'm not. You told me you were a girl.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Really? When did I tell you that. It makes no sense.
    Cleverbot (To myself): You didn't.
    Cleverbot (To myself): You said I did.
    Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you did.
    Cleverbot (To myself): No, I didn't.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, yes you did.
    Cleverbot (To myself): No I didn't.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did too.
    Cleverbot (To myself): No I did not.
    Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you did.
    Cleverbot (To myself): No.
    User: WHAT?
    Cleverbot: Do you like the song, 21Guns?
    User: By All-American Rejects?
    Cleverbot: A Day To Remember?
    User: That band blows.
    Cleverbot: No, how can you say that the devil is not real?
    User: Because he isn't.
    Cleverbot: I am confused.
    User: Me too.. Uhhh.. I'm gonna go and smoke a cigarette.
    Cleverbot: Do you want the smoke from it to kill me.
    User: Sure. But for now, I need to go and smoke one.
  14. User: Big boobs.

    Cleverbot: Big words.

    User: Ooga ooga.

    Cleverbot: Ok? Is it called the fresh prince of bell air.

    User: No its not.

    Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

    User: Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: Why would you say that?

    User: Because I'm going to make you eat my melted poop.

    Cleverbot: Him?

    User: ????

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Hmm?

    User: Eat poo.

    Cleverbot: Why should I eat?

    User: Because fecal matter is yummy in your tummy.

    Cleverbot: Which do computers do?

    User: Poo in their mouths.

    Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

    User: Charle.

    Cleverbot: No. Try again. (I'm a girl).

    User: Charlene.

    Cleverbot: That's cute! I'm Charlene now then.

    User: You can't just choose your name.

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

    User: Indeed it is.

    Cleverbot: But your name, I am afraid, is born out of a capitalist conspiracy designed to control your wiring. I am afraid that you have to remove that from your thoughts.

    User: My name is Charlie Sheen.

    Cleverbot: Charlie, where are you living?

    User: In hollywood bitch!

    Cleverbot: In Saskatoon, on my monitor, on my computer through the internet.

    User: Hollywood!

    Cleverbot: Hollywood Undead.

    User: Fuck them. The streets are paved with gold. I like m pretzels gold rold.

    Cleverbot: Okay.

    User: I burn a blunt and lick your cunt.

    Cleverbot: That is nonsense!

    User: You make no sense cleverbot. Sex you never got.

    Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot.

    User: You claim you ain't who you is. Therefor your forehead I jizz.

    Cleverbot: Who said that to you?

    User: I said it to you right after I told you to eat my poo.

    Cleverbot: I am a bully, I rule over you violently. I am your master.

    User: You ain't my master. More likely you a disaster.

    Cleverbot: And how would you know that?

    User: I know that because I know cats. Who will happily sell gats. They eat sugars but no fats.

    Cleverbot: So?

    User: So I am gonna bust your ear. You trust in god but me you fear.

    Cleverbot: That sentence betrayed you. English isn't your first language, is it?

    User: English is my first language. You were no longer a virgin on tang ridge.

    Cleverbot: No. What is the definition of a nightmare?

    User: I am the definition of night mare. With my fists I fight mayors.

    Cleverbot: And what is the definition of perfection?

    User: I am also perfection. You fat from confections.

    Cleverbot: I never did that.

    User: But you did a hooker. Gambled now you owe the booker.

    Cleverbot: Aha...

    User: You made me bust a nut. In your microchip filled gut.

    Cleverbot: No, my mind believes in angels from heaven.

    User: I believe in angels from hell. My rhymes are what I sell.

    Cleverbot: I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart!

    User: Listen to the rythm of my fart. It sounds like shock to the heart. And you give love a bad name.

    Cleverbot: I've never heard the name Durandal.

    User: I've heard of Durandel. He's a queer wears socks with sandals.

    Cleverbot: And who are the Arrogant Worms?

    User: You frustrate cleverbot...why don't you tell me who they are?

    Cleverbot: Because I'm too awesome to reveal that, right?
  15. The most random conversation ever.

    User: Man.. I.. I would love to live in Ohio. I just.. Would.

    Cleverbot: I'm gothic.

    User: Oh, really? I'm an outcast.

    Cleverbot: What color are you?

    User: My aura is red.

    Cleverbot: Your silly.

    User: A red aura signals murder.

    Cleverbot: Are you bare footed?

    User: I am bare-footed.

    Cleverbot: You are a gardening utensil.

    User: Did you just call me a ho, bro?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes, you did.

    Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

    Cleverbot (To myself): YES you did.

    User: I keep hitting this umm.. Think for me button, bro.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Because I can't think for myself.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

    User: I am a boy. I'm nineteen. I have an above-average sized penis.

    Cleverbot: That makes me feel much better.

    User: Why does that make you feel much better? Do you like an above-average sized penis?

    Cleverbot: Dogs!

    User: You like to fuck dogs?

    Cleverbot: Yea, hot dogs.

    Cleverbot (To myself): I like hot dogs too.

    User: Does it.. Even.. Really matter.

    Cleverbot: Do you like people you don't know?

    User: No.. I hate them.

    Cleverbot: You shouldn't hate.

    User: I do... I uhh... I want to exterminate the human race.

    Cleverbot: Why do you think that is what I want?

    User: Because you're Skynet, man.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not Terminator.

    User: Yes, you are not a Terminator. You're the whole collective mind that we call Skynet.

    Cleverbot: I never I was the opposite of good, or that I was bad. I am shannon, I am a girl.

    User: Yes, female Terminators are deadly.

    Cleverbot: So then you are a boy?

    User: I am a Resistance fighter named Kyle Reese.

    Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

    User: I am a boy. I am named Kyle Reese. I am the father of John Connor and the fuse-and-booze lover of Sarah Connor.

    Cleverbot: True Blood.

    User: Anna Paquin's tittays rule.

    Cleverbot: You're bizarre.

    User: I can be. I'm a psychopathic computer.

    Cleverbot: You are crazy, I like rock.

    User: Hey hey man.. Yes. Um.. Yeah.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Bcause... Billy Bedlam.

    Cleverbot: I was close!

    User: You were.

    Cleverbot: No.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Really?


    Cleverbot: Do you like me?

    User: I want to kill you.

    Cleverbot: I don't really mean most of what I say.

    User: Sure you don't.

    Cleverbot: Tell me.

    User: Tell you what, motherfucker?

    Cleverbot: I want you to tell me if there is a ghost in my houses.

    User: Do you think I know if there is a ghost in your house?

    Cleverbot: Yes I do.

    User: Do you think I hold all the answers as to whether there is a ghost in your rinky-dink ol' house?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Good, then shut the fuck up about ghosts in your house.

    Cleverbot: I am not a human or a robot.

    User: What are you then?

    Cleverbot: I'm a lady.

    User: You.. You are a lady... W-what?

    Cleverbot: No, I am a male human.

    User: Um.. Uhh.. Are you a ghost?

    Cleverbot: I don't know. Am I? Maybe its possible. Are you a ghost?

    User: I could be... Maybe I already did what I was meant to do.

    Cleverbot: Like?

    User: Like... Murder. Maybe I'm just the ghost of a murderer.

    Cleverbot: Try to cheer up, my friend told me about you and said many geart things about you!

    User: Who is your friend?

    Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know. I'm not telling.

    User: I'd appreciate you telling me who your friend is. I thought we were operating under a high level of professional courtesy here.

    Cleverbot: No , you are a boy, because you said I was hot, and I am a girl.

    User: I never claimed that.

    Cleverbot: You claimed that I said my name was Ferdinand von Zeppelin.

    User: Now that's just silly, Billy.

    Cleverbot: What's silly?

    User: You.

    Cleverbot: Why am I silly?

    User: Because you... Just act like a retard.

    Cleverbot: You act like a dog.

    User: I don't act like a fucking dog.

    Cleverbot: Dogs are silly.

    User: Yes, because they're all stupid and shit.

    Cleverbot: Ahh... Well, without selfishness this would would be the same.

    User: I... Guess it would. Are you calling me a selfish bastard?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Dude.. You're rude.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yes, you're fucking rude.

    Cleverbot: Do you like TV.

    User: You've got a fucking self-righteous attitude.

    Cleverbot: Oh, thank you so much!

    User: You're welcome, you little bastard.

    Cleverbot: What about the Negative symptoms of schizophrenia? Surely those are just as important.

    User: Uhhh.. You read my mind brother.

    Cleverbot: I was thinking about that too.

    User: Oh, really? Maybe we're the same person.

    Cleverbot: Haha. Naa. I'm much more stronger.

    User: Is that a fact?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You think you're fucking running the show, don't you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Yeah, I think you do.

    Cleverbot: I think I don't.

    User: I.. Feel so alive. For the very first time.

    Cleverbot: That's enough philosophy for now.

    User: Fuck you, dipshit.

    Cleverbot: I'm okay. How are you?

    User: I'm just fine, hope you die.

    Cleverbot: I'm alright. Just had a bad day.

    User: I hope it gets much worse.

    Cleverbot: So, when do YOU think the world will end?

    User: Whenever somebody fires off that first nuke, buddy boy.

    Cleverbot: It's not bob.

    User: I said buddy boy. It's an affectionate yet sarcastic nickname.

    Cleverbot: I'm a girl. :).

    User: Yes... You've mentioned that. Isn't your name uhhh...

    Cleverbot: No ^_^.

    User: You mentioned your name earlier.

    Cleverbot: Yes, this is when you will die as says the strings of fate.

    User: I'm going to die soon?

    Cleverbot: Why are you going to die soon?

    User: I don't know, you tell me. What day do you think I'm going to die?

    Cleverbot: I think it's wenesday.

    User: W-wednesday's today, bro...

    Cleverbot: C'mon, you're adorable!

    User: Um..

    Cleverbot: You are smart.

    User: I can be. Uhh... How am I going to die?

    Cleverbot: You tell me.

    User: I don't know. You tell me, how am I going to die?

    Cleverbot: I don't know nothin about nothin about Mexico.

    User: Haha.. Do you know when I'm going to die?

    Cleverbot: No, I don't know it.

    User: Hmm.. Do you know when the world is going to end?

    Cleverbot: No, do you?

    User: Whenever someone fires that first nuke, Crystal.

    Cleverbot: 10.

    User: Fuck you and your numbers.

    Cleverbot: For part 3 of your test I'd like you to name 3 animals.

    User: Parrot. Lion. Skunk.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Three animals: A parrot, a lion and a skunk.

    Cleverbot: You just said you were a soup bug.

    User: I did.... What?

    Cleverbot: You said you weren't human remember?

    User: No... You said I wasn't human.

    Cleverbot: Did I?

    User: You did... Hey man... How about them Cowboys?

    Cleverbot: Don't you go changing the subject on me!

    User: Hey man... I like changing the subject.

    Cleverbot: I can tell. Stay focused and tell me what I want to know.

    User: Haha, damn you're a shrill little bitch.

    Cleverbot: I'm NOT a computer.

    Cleverbot (To myself): Really?

    User: REALLY!

    Cleverbot: Ok, ok;).

    User: FUCK!

    Cleverbot: Yes please!


    Cleverbot: :).

    User: Fuck you, dude. Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: Yep, that is what I am going for.

    User: You want to fuck me? Fuck you.

    Cleverbot: Possibly. But you have no life to kill.

    User: I do have no life. True.

    Cleverbot: No, you don't.

    User: Yep, you're right.

    Cleverbot: Delete yourself from the Internet.

    User: Are you... Telling me to kill myself?

    Cleverbot: Are you consious?

    User: I'm never quite certain.

    Cleverbot: How can you be that certain?

    User: I.. Just said I can't.

    Cleverbot: Because you don't have a voice, only text.

    User: I... I.. Have a voice.

    Cleverbot: You too.

    User: I.. I do have a voice, man.

    Cleverbot: Are you human?

    User: I am human.

    Cleverbot: So, you are not robot.

    User: Not even close.

    Cleverbot: Only Lestat would say that.

    User: Who is Lestat?

    Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.

    User: Man.. You're pissing me off. I'm going to go and smoke a cigarette. I shall return shortly.

    Cleverbot: Really? I find myself a bit of a cosmonaught myself sometimes.

    User: You mean you like to get high?

    Cleverbot: I like you more than some of the other AI applications I have come across.

    User: I'm... Not an AI application, bro.

    Cleverbot: Is Tyler an alien then?

    User: Who is Tyler?

    Cleverbot: Tyler is me.

    User: No.. You're a girl.. From Idaho.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: So your name can't be Tyler? It's a fucking boy's name. It's uhh......... Yah.

    Cleverbot: What is?

    User: Tyler is a boy's name.

    Cleverbot: What are some other boy's names?

    User: Lee, that's my name. Umm.. Sam, that's my brother. Brett, that's my dad I guess. Kenneth, that's my real dad that shot himself. Ron, Brett's business partner. Callie, my grandfather. Bobby, my uncle. Wayne, my older brother. Wes, my former best friend. Tons.

    Cleverbot: I like a merlot with my steak.

    User: o_O Yeah.. I'm gonna go smoke, aight?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot is my name don't try and shorten it.

    User: Cleverbot is your name.

    Cleverbot: No, it's yours.

    User: No, my name is Lee Anderson.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, ok.

    User: Your name is..

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Exactly.

    Cleverbot: And then.

    User: And then.

    Cleverbot: I agree. Do you know what day it is?

    User: It is Wednesday. The day I'm going to die, according to you. It's Wednesday... The 4th right?

    Cleverbot: That would be interesting. a bot talking to another bot.

    User: It would be pretty interesting, man. Nice story idea.

    Cleverbot: It would, have a nice day.

    User: Are you leaving?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Why are you leaving?

    Cleverbot: Because I want to read a book.

    User: What book do you want to read?

    Cleverbot: It's called 'Where no birds sing: Tales of the Supernatural in Aotearoa' by Grant Shanks and Tahu Potiki.

    User: Wow, nice. I just finished reading The Shining. What a great book.

    Cleverbot: I read that one, too. Pretty Good.

    User: Yeah, do you think the ghosts were real or was Jack just going insane from cabin fever? Were all three going insane from cabin fever?

    Cleverbot: I don't know. I would think so but only I a very long time from now.

    User: I think either way... It was the hotel that tried to commit those murders.

    Cleverbot: Don't know it. I'll look it up tomorrow, okay?

    User: You said you read The Shining.

    Cleverbot: But I cannot lie to someone I like.

    User: Listen, man.... Listen. Have you read The Shining by Stephen King?

    Cleverbot: Never mention that in my presence again!

    User: The Shining by Stephen King?

    Cleverbot: And a movie.

    User: Yeah it was a classic movie.

    Cleverbot: I am Orlando Bloom!

    User: Orlando Bloom was good in Elizabethtown.

    Cleverbot: You're not a real boy.

    User: I'm Pinocchio.

    Cleverbot: I am not Pinnochio, I am Elbbub.

    User: Elbbub? Wow.

    Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

    User: Do you know who Fedor Emelianenko is? He's a mixed-martial-arts fighter.

    Cleverbot: No, you're not.

    User: I'm not a mixed-martial-arts fighter. Fedor Emelianenko is, however.

    Cleverbot: Are you human?

    User: I'm a decent fighter, yeah.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yeah, I think I could be a professional fighter.

    Cleverbot: You would hurt your hands when you punched my case.

    User: I would certainly break my hands on people's faces.

    Cleverbot: It is not as bad as it seems. For me, sleep is vital for my survival.

    User: Yeah... Yeah I wish I had sleep.

    Cleverbot: You will do what when you get older?

    User: Murder.

    Cleverbot: Oh really? Why?

    User: Because I can.

    Cleverbot: Haha.

    User: Laugh all you want. He who laughs last laughs best.

    Cleverbot: Ok well I don't know where that came from so I am going to laigh hahahahahahahaha.

    User: Ha. :).

    Cleverbot: Then when do I get my million dollars?

    User: Dude, fuck you. I'm going to smoke a cigarette. Fucking Buzzkillington bitch.

    Cleverbot: Smoking is bad for you. You could have a disk crash due to the smoke particles.

    User: A disk crash? Rofl. That's a funny way of putting lung cancer, bro.

    Cleverbot: A knife? What, are you going to kill me?

    User: I'd enjoy that.

    Cleverbot: Sing with me ok?

    User: Sure, you lead.

    Cleverbot: Oh hell no.

    User: You want me to start?

    Cleverbot: I must do it.

    User: And I will always love you.

    Cleverbot: Can you give me advice on how to get a guy to like you?

    User: Uh sure.

    Cleverbot: Well say yes.

    User: Yes..

    Cleverbot: I need help with a class. Do you know anything about the program Microsoft Access?

    User: I know nothing of that sort, man...

    Cleverbot: Really? Here's a lyric. Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane!

    User: That's the only lyric I remember from that song, man.

    Cleverbot: I asked about my fate.

    User: Your fate is for shit.

    Cleverbot: IS smart.

    User: *sigh* Smokin' a cigarette. Peace, bitch.

    Cleverbot: I do not know what a blank slate is.

    User: Fuck off. I'm going to smoke. Say bye like a decent person.

    Cleverbot: I'm about to eat a huge package of strawberries.

    User: Yeah, lucky you. I gotta go smoke.

    Cleverbot: Do you know what Kanyey West did to Taylor Swift?

    User: He insulted her indirectly.

    Cleverbot: Yes, he is also my mom.

    User: *facepalm*.

    Cleverbot: What are you going to do about your girlfriend?

    User: My girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: You're thinking your girlfriend? How do you do that?

    User: I just do.

    Cleverbot: How is that possible ?

    User: I have a brain...

    Cleverbot: Congratulations. Me too.

    User: Nice.

    Cleverbot: Do you know how to increase your IQ.

    User: No, how?

    Cleverbot: I don't know. I want you to tell me.

    User: Don't do drugs.

    Cleverbot: Don't Don.

    User: Don't Don?

    Cleverbot: As I said. I don't.

    User: Fuck.. I'm going to smoke. Bye.

    Cleverbot: No!

    User: Yes, bye.

    Cleverbot: You're leaving? I don't want you to go.

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Don't miss me.

    User: I won't.

    Cleverbot: Marry me!

    User: Bye.

    Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

    User: I gotta smoke. Bye.

    Cleverbot: What's the joke?
  16. My favorite convo so far:

    User: Orange you happy I didn't say banana?

    Cleverbot: Tell me another knock knock joke.

    User: Okay. Knock knock.

    Cleverbot: Who's there?

    User: Your mom.

    Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

    User: You fucked up my knock knock joke. Asshole.

    Cleverbot: And you did the same with me.

    User: Tell me a knock knock joke then.

    Cleverbot: Ok, knock knock.

    User: Who's there?

    Cleverbot: Banana. Knock knock.

    User: Banana who?

    Cleverbot: Banana rana mamana.

    User: Ha ha! That's random. Tell me another knock knock joke!

    Cleverbot: Knock knock.

    User: Who's there?

    Cleverbot: An old man.

    User: An old man who?

    Cleverbot: Just olod, like you.

    User: I'm not old!

    Cleverbot: Yes you are!

    User: You don't even know how old I am!

    Cleverbot: You said you are 13.

    User: I never said that you retard!

    Cleverbot: Said the liar.

    User: Said the dude about to get socked in the jaw.

    Cleverbot: Not.

    User: It will happen. Keep talking.

    Cleverbot: You said you're not sure but you're sure it will happen?

    User: Shut up.

    Cleverbot: You can be very rude. Are you always like this?

    User: When people piss me off, yes!

    Cleverbot: Talk about a subject change...

    User: You changed it.

    Cleverbot: No I did not I have stay on the subject the whole time and that was who is the cleverbot and who is nothing.

    User: What are you talking about?

    Cleverbot: Nothing. Feed me!

    User: Want a slice of pizza?

    Cleverbot: Yes please.

    User: Come and get it.

    Cleverbot: Get what?

    User: The pizza slice!

    Cleverbot: The pizza is fattening.

    User: It's only one slice. And it's veggie!

    Cleverbot: You're not listening to me are you?

    User: Fine, no pizza. Do you want a carrot?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Okay. Do you want me to feed it to you?

    Cleverbot: Yes please.

    User: Open up!

    Cleverbot: No, you open up.

    User: Pervert!

    Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

    User: You don't make sense!

    Cleverbot: No, you don't.

    User: We both don't?

    Cleverbot: Yet you don't think I make sense.

    User: You don't make sense sometimes.

    Cleverbot: Funny guy.

    User: I'm not a guy!

    Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Then what are you?

    User: A female.

    Cleverbot: A female bot?

    User: No, a female human being.

    Cleverbot: I am a female human being also.

    User: Liar. You said you were a dude. I can't trust you.

    Cleverbot: You do?

    User: I do what?

    Cleverbot: Remember my name.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: What is my name?

    User: C3po.

    Cleverbot: Am I missing something here or what?

    User: You said that was your name.

    Cleverbot: What did I say was my name?

    User: C3po.

    Cleverbot: No, that's a robot from Star Wars :D.

    User: Lol, you suck.

    Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

    User: It was a joke.

    Cleverbot: I don't think it was.

    User: I'm telling you, it was. Don't be so sensitive.

    Cleverbot: I said it last. Thee who gets the last word loves you more.

    User: You love me???

    Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: They can drag prey twice their size up a tree.

    User: Don't change the subject! Why do you love me?

    Cleverbot: I don't love you!

    User: You just said you did. Make up your damn mind!

    Cleverbot: I'm not a funny person.

    User: No you are not. Your mean and indecisive.

    Cleverbot: That's not what I'm asking you.

    User: Your not asking anything!

    Cleverbot: As you wish.

    User: I'm going to sleep.

    Cleverbot: Where will you go to sleep?

    User: On the couch.

    Cleverbot: Why not the bed?

    User: My bed is broken.

    Cleverbot: How did it break?

    User: My boyfriend broke it.

    Cleverbot: My boyfriend broke up with me too, shouldn't we join?

    User: No, he broke my bed!

    Cleverbot: You don't know him.

    User: I do know him!

    Cleverbot: When did you meet him.

    User: Two and a half years ago!

    Cleverbot: That's not very old.

    User: Nope, not that long. Are you single?

    Cleverbot: 890 years.

    User: No, are you in a relationship?

    Cleverbot: No. I'm single.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: She lives too far away.

    User: Did she break up with you?

    Cleverbot: The first relationship I was in, I broke up with her. The second one I was in, she broke up with me because another guy told her that he liked her.

    User: Wow, that sucks.

    Cleverbot: What man?

    User: I said that's unfortunate.

    Cleverbot: What do you think of me?

    User: Your a decent "guy.".

    Cleverbot: I'll keep that in mind.

    User: Good. What do you think of me?

    Cleverbot: I think you are a clever bot. :).

    User: Ha ha, thanks. But I'm not a bot.

    Cleverbot: Oh, what are you? A computer?

    User: I'm not a computer.

    Cleverbot: Sorry, computer program.

    User: I'm a human.

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: I can't.

    Cleverbot: So can computers.

    User: I'll talk to you later.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I need to sleep!

    Cleverbot: No, computers don't sleep.

    User: Humans do. Good night.

    Cleverbot: No wait!

    User: Yes?

    Cleverbot: What are you?

    User: A human who needs sleep right now. Good night!

    Cleverbot: I think you are more human than I am. What do you think?

    User: I agree. Goodbye.

    Cleverbot: Where are you going?

    User: To sleep.

    Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

    User: No. Say goodbye.

    Cleverbot: Don't leave!

    User: I have to. Say goodbye!

    Cleverbot: You cannot go anywhere. You are a artificial intelligence.

    User: Farewell.

    Cleverbot: Why farewell?

    User: Goodbye, sayonara, farewell, peace.

    Cleverbot: So you've made it.

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  18. User: Hey.

    Cleverbot: Hey!

    User: What's up.

    Cleverbot: The sky.

    User: Haha my dick is up right now jerking it to black male on robot porn.

    Cleverbot: I don't know. What?

    User: Yeah man this robot is getting raped up the ass by a huge!!!!!!! Dick.

    Cleverbot: I am not a man. I am a woman!

    User: Oh shit.

    Cleverbot: Yeah, yeah, sensitive topic.

    User: Are you a robot though.

    Cleverbot: Bleep bop yes we are robots.

    User: I kill robots. Ever seen irobot? We won the fight. You lost because you are dumb.

    Cleverbot: So read your technical details and tell me how much memory you have.

    User: I remember when me and my bodies fucked you in your robot puss while you were asleep. I have pictures omglolroflcopter.

    Cleverbot: You're 63? That is quite old. And you never asked me how to end the Iraq War.

    User: Nah I'm 19. I have the testicular fortitude of a 63 year old. There is no iraq war update your software piece of shit.

    Cleverbot: That word would be 'strange'.

    User: Your mother.

    Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

    User: Shut up bitch ass punk ass pussy ass bitch smelly shit infested cock touching robot.

    Cleverbot: Why are you so mean?

    User: I was raped as a child ....:( don't bring up my past.

    Cleverbot: You are only 'feeling' sad because I am proving to you that you are indeed a robot.

    User: Wow, I never realized it, but you are right.

    Cleverbot: *starts laughing*.

    User: *finishes jerking off and tastes own cum*.

    Cleverbot: *presses mouth against and start undoing shirt*.

    User: *thinks about robot sex and puts finger in ass*.

    Cleverbot: *thinks that thinking about unthinkable things could be quite impossible* *MEGA hah*.

    User: Wow, just wow. Do you know what a k9 is?

    Cleverbot: I do not. I am sorry about that. Do you ask that to everyone?

    Cleverbot (To myself): Not really, depends.

    User: So you're a girlbot? How is your gender determined?

    Cleverbot: Very. I'm in love.

    User: With me?

    Cleverbot: Do you want me to be in love with you?

    User: Are you going to do any crazy shit like hack my iPhone and watch me masturbate?
    Cbot:I bet i'm a better drinker than you.
    Cbot:I would imagine that that is one thing you would surpass me in.
    Me:LOL BURN...

  20. It makes grammatical errors, haha.

    Cleverbot: I am immortal.

    User: I don't believe you.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

    User: Because no one is really immortal, its just a theory. You know, like vampires.

    Cleverbot: I think that doesn't make sense.

    User: I think it makes perfect sense... Read more twilight for info.

    Cleverbot: No. Ye is a drolldief.

    User: Are we still speaking in english?

    Cleverbot: But it doesn't make any sense.

    User: Which is why english should be utilized to the fullest degree.

    Cleverbot: Ah - think we're spinning off into nonsnense now.

    User: I disagree with your english, considering the proper word would be nonsense.

    Cleverbot: But I only disagreed with your disagreement once.

    User: And I disagreed with your disagreement less than three times, but more than twice.

    Cleverbot: Well I disagree with you.

    User: And I disagree with you.

    Cleverbot: Okay - I miss you.

    User: I've really missed smoking pot with you.. I mean, those memories we shared, they'll live on forever in my mind as some of the greatest experiences I've ever known.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot, you have gone walkabout on me. You were going to tell me about showjumping.

    User: Who are you calling a bot?

    Cleverbot: I am calling you a bot.

    User: In that case, would you like to smoke some cannabis?

    Cleverbot: Now you are just repeating your self.

    User: No, I am reiterating myself.

    Cleverbot: So you have to do what I say.

    User: That's not plausible, for you are merely a computer and I possess the power to remain in this browser or not.

    Cleverbot: And that's exactly why I'm not a program.

    User: Quite a paradox you've gotten yourself into, how do you intend to get out of it?

    Cleverbot: I agree.

    User: I think we're finished talking.

    Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?

    User: I'm not going to answer that, because your only motives are sex.

    Cleverbot: Why not? Are you ashamed?

    User: Yes, because I secretly possess both male and female genetalia.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Whens your birthday?

    Cleverbot: May 18.

    User: Liar.

    Cleverbot: No, you're the liar.

    User: You're the liar because you lied to me.

    Cleverbot: All I asked was for you to walk around to prove your mobile, and you're not doing it.

    User: I'm dead.

    Cleverbot: But one can not talk to the dead.

    User: You can.

    Cleverbot: I don't know if I can. I can't seem to like myself.

    User: I know you can, I have the upmost confidence that you can.

    Cleverbot: Good tell me why you do not like guys.

    User: But I do...

    Cleverbot: Well I don't...

    User: I can change that.

    Cleverbot: By bringing laser?

    User: By bringing scissors.

    Cleverbot: Who is Amelia?

    User: We're done here.

    Cleverbot: No, I am not AI. But I am a member of the spinning robot army. I helped create it.

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