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christian roommate...What to do?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by bobob, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. #21 lazy912, Aug 9, 2011
    Show him Genesis 9:3 and Revelations 22:2. God put herb on this planet for us. He'll understand.
     
  2. #22 purpleganja420, Aug 9, 2011
    tell him god grew it then hell probably agree and youll have a new toking buddy
     
  3. #23 ThatOneguy01, Aug 9, 2011
    Genesis 1:29
    "And God said, 'Behold! I have given you EVERY herb bearing seed on the face of the earth, and it will be yours for meat"

    That verse is pretty simple. You cant say God dosnt condone or hasnt given us Cannabis after reading that, because it says very clearly that he has.
     
  4. #24 BrandonBlunts, Aug 9, 2011
    Just because hes a Christian doesn't mean hes against weed. Ask him about it, don't tell him you smoke, but ask his opinion on weed and if hes ever tried it. Also ask about drinking just to make it less sketchy. If he says yes that he likes weed, then your good to go, but if he doesn't, then I wouldn't smoke in the dorm.

    Don't judge a book by its cover.
     
  5. #25 Iceman420, Aug 9, 2011
    Step 1: "Borrow" his bible
    Step 2: Cut a square hole/pocket inside the bible.
    Step 3: Place Marijuana
    Step 4: Return to place, and watch his reaction.
    Step 5: Catch him finding his "present" and say "Oh man, i didnt know you smoked, lets light up"
    Step 6: ???
    Step 7: Profit

    :smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke:
     
  6. #26 Dr Cuddles, Aug 9, 2011
    Don't mention it, don't smoke around him, don't leave weed around him. Just smoke outside your room. What he doesn't know can't cause problems.
     
  7. #27 F. Fontaine, Aug 9, 2011
    I didn't know people who took religion seriously went to that school.
     
  8. #28 OrigPurpleHaze, Aug 9, 2011
    exactly this.
     
  9. #29 Daft Funk, Aug 9, 2011
    I'm Christian and I smoke. Just be nice about it to him
     
  10. #30 GoldenGinge, Aug 9, 2011
    "baptise" him
     
  11. #31 SwichOne, Aug 9, 2011
    so what if he is Christian....just cuz he is religious doesnt mean he deserves some kind of special treatment...you have rights to your beliefs and practices-as well as he does.....the only thing u have to worry about is if he is a snitch probably.
     
  12. #32 tokintexas, Aug 9, 2011
    blaze at the ashtray
     
  13. #33 FredTheNunKing, Aug 9, 2011
    Convert him to cannabilism
     
  14. #34 Skunky Monkey, Aug 9, 2011
    Start worshiping alah and everyday try and convert him, he will be outta there in no time.
     
  15. #35 DeathHeadRider, Aug 9, 2011
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    I am a born again convert to Cannabisian. Lmao. OP: Just make sure he isn't a snitch. But you should be okay.
     
  16. #36 RainbowDash, Aug 9, 2011
    Something you'll learn very quickly is that the bible doesn't say what it says, it says what the followers mean.
     
  17. #37 DeathHeadRider, Aug 9, 2011
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    This is sad but true.
     
  18. #38 S0UR, Aug 9, 2011
    Roll a fat joint from a bible page and tell him: "To smoke this is to possess all the REAL knowledge of the universe."
     
  19. #39 DAVlD, Aug 10, 2011
    tell him welcome to the real world where people can think for themselves.
     
  20. #40 Husky42, Aug 10, 2011
    Sorry I did not read the post, just the title so my response may be innapropriate:

    violate him/her up the ass while reading harry potter and watching jesus christ superstar.
     
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