Caught Old Man Watching Porn in McDonalds

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Garrett, Mar 12, 2013.

  1. So last saturday night I stopped into Mcdonalds to use the bathrooom. When I come out and start walking past tables to leave I happen to look at this old guys laptop. I don't usually look at people computer screens... There was this asian chick on her hands and knees showing her ass. He closed the window out real quick. I walk fast so I prob snuck up on him.
    So when I get to the door to leave I turn his way and he looks up at like blank faced, so I give him a whats up drunk smile. It was pretty funny...
     
  2. You snuck up on me!
     
  3. Was it the Asians that don't shave
     
  4. I dont know, that area was a little "dimmer"
     
  5. Lmao
     
  6. Yolo, after all.

    Seriously, though, why would he go to McDonald's for that, wow.
     

  7. its true :bolt:
     
  8. I heard of people using macca's free wifi in Australia to look up porn.... but now they blocked porn sites.....
     
  9. Hahaha I'm sure he was bored and horny. I don't think people have the balls to whack it in McDonald's... Or at least I don't
    But if I did it wouldn't be to Asian chicks, not my type haha
     
  10. thats the secret sauce.......
     
  11. What a ballsy motherfucker
     
  12. what da fuck?

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  13. in B4 thread gets shut down ^^^^^^^^^^

    I had the same thing happen to me man! I was at my university, and the guy that helps you out at the front desk, it was this old, overweight man with a weird mustache. I was behind him just walking out of the library and I glanced at his screen real quick. He was looking at porn pictures, like I saw the pic, It was a blonde chick with a bra on, and her massive tits were busting out.

    I was like "WTF!!!!!!"......like dude, not here? Lol there's tons of people walking around..holy fuck....

    I didn't tell him shit, I kind of just felt bad for the guy. I was just freaked the fuck out. Do that shit in privacy
     

  14. hahahahahah i laughed so hard man, priceless and PERFECT.
     
  15. I remember when I was like 11 at an Internet cafe chilling playing the OG counter strike. there was this fool watching some Latin porn next to me. Since that day my mind has been corrupted ..

    Oh, and he was probably wackin it cus McDonald's gots that free wifi son!
     
  16. He's just taking advantage of the free wifi
     

  17. That's fucking horrendous, man.
     
  18. Couldnt he do that from his car or out by the dumpster? Prob doing it for the thrill (and the bathroom was 10 ft away;))
     

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