caught? oh shit...?

obviously not since she didnt say shit. just roll with it, and if she brings it up deny that bitch. make sure she aint gonna search ya room to or else ya gotta hide ya shit

 

Yea hide anything that could incriminate you and just deny it. But beware, here gaurd may be up a bit now so be careful.

 

try to lay low.. but it doesnt seem like shes tripping TOO hard about it..

i mean if she was mad she'd have busted you by now.



if she asks, say you where looking at porn.. it'll be awkward as hell and i dont think she'd ask questions about that lol

 

^ haha that is great advice

 

if you were under the blanket when ur mom came in just tell her u were jerkin offf

iv done it wit my mom when she walked in on me smokin then she asked me a bout it the next day and i prodly said i was jerkin off ......... she told me to get a lock on my doorr..... so i did

 

say gay porn. it sounds bad, but ten bucks and a hit of dank says that she will completely forget about drugs.

and hide ur shit, at a friends house if u can


and if you dont want to say gay porn (or if u really are gay and have come out) than say masturbating. it should work just as well. just dont seem proud of it (may bring up wierd questions), act ashamed or embaressed.

 

Wait?


You have a vape and you've only smoked 4 times?

What?!

 

I don't think you're screwed but you might want to be a little more careful in the future. Some parents just can't see weed as something "okay to smoke"...and that's because of the society they grew up in.

Are you doing something "bad"? Well that depends on the perspective you see things, your mother might take it horribly but probably 100% of the users here believe it's okay as long as you smoke responsibly.

That said, for now, BE CAREFUL. Once you move out, pay for your own things and you're fully independent, then you can truly think about spilling the beans. Oh and that's if you really feel the need to be honest. Chill out bro

 

In these situations, when in doubt, go with sex. Say you were looking at porn or wankin' it.

Ive run into cops stoned out of my mind just me and a buddy, and all you have to do is act a little gay and the cops will leave you alone. If the cop asks you what you were doing out in the woods at 2am, just say you were orally pleasuring your male friend.

p.s. im not gay dont judge me

p.p.s. dockies89 thats the funniest sig ive seen in a while

 

Just do what I did when my mom found out. She was like "have you been smoking ciggarettes in your room?" I said "Nope." And she was like "have you been smoking something else." And I said yes. So she admitted she smoked a lot in college and said don't get in any trouble doing it. But never told me I had to stop. I don't know if your situation will be the same

 

dude your cool vapes done even smell really

 

If it's a home-made vape it can sometimes smell sometimes.

 

who burns bythemselves in their room with a VAPE after only smoking 4 times?

 

^
The smartest marijuana smoker around?

 

It was probably a lightbulb vape, so it doesn't suprise me. That's also probably why he had a candle. But keep with your story and be consistant, and it'd prolly be a good idea not to do it in the house from now on.

 

at least not at a point when your mom can barge in. make sure shes in bed or out of the house or something.

 

yeah smoking in your room is prob a bad idea, i would never do that. do you have a basement you can chill in? if you do start hanging out more down there and when your parents go to bed...you can sneak out. Or you don't even have to sneak out....just say your friends are going to pick you up to go to wendy's or something lol, that way you can just blaze behind a tree in the dark or something and noone will bother you.

Your safest bet is just to keep all smoking away from the house.

 

damn i have already been caught with a bong at school and masterbating, looks like im up shits creek without a paddle if i get caught