Ok... here is my story... spark one up and get ready to read this... I am from inner-city Boston (not like dudes who say they're from Boston but are really from the suburb outskirts, anyways...) and my friend was a freshman in college in Bridgewater, about 45 minutes south of Boston. Now, just to let you know... Bridgewater cops are not like Boston cops... I, being 18 years old at the time, wasn't too aware of how much worse college-town cops are than city cops. So, I go to spend the weekend at my buddies new apartment in Bridgewater and some chick that he was bangin says she knows a kid a couple miles away that sells pretty decent dro. We all get in the car... me, my 2 friends, and the chick. We get to this little house in the middle of the suburbs, heavily wooded area, nice small suburban side street. Harmless. Me, one of my friends and the chick walk into the house, a 20 sack and bounce. We get in my friends truck and pull off... as soon as we enter back into Bridgewater the cops start flashing right behind us. My friend gives the weed to the girl and we tell her to put it in her twat.. after arguing for a few seconds she finally does it. Cop pulls us over and takes us out one by one for questioning. Of course, I'm the last one he takes out for questioning.. the three others I was with are on the other side of the parking lot we pulled in talking to a detective and I'm alone... so now, I'm not sure if the cop found the weed or not so I just gotta stick to my guns.. He asked me what we were doing at the house first. I told him I have no idea, I was just along for the ride. He asked if I had any cocaine or weed on me and I said no. He says "the worst thing you can do is lie to me, now I want you to tell me why you went to that house... did you go to get weed?" ... I stuck to my guns again... "Nope"... the cop says "You have one chance to change your story right now... what do you want to do?" I stuck to my guns again and said "Sorry officer, I'm not lying." ... right then the cop pulls the bag of weed out of his pocket and goes "Well can you explain this?" as the other detective walks over... officer looks at the detective... throws the bag in the air to the other detective and says.. "Detective, does that look like weed to you?" (now remember the bag was up the girls pussy) The detective takes a good look at the bag and stuffs it right up against his upper lip and take a big deep inhale and says "OH YEAH! SMELLS LIKE SOME FUNKY STUFF TOO OFFICER!!!" I BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER!!!!!!!! The officer got pissed that I was laughin and then I apologized and said to him "I'm sorry but my friend just started going to college here, if you want to arrest somebody then take me, I don't want him to get into shit.. I hope you can understand that I lied for him, I don't rat on my friends" Of course, he got pissed again but eventually ended up letting us all go because the girl that my buddy was banging was the daughter of a State Trooper who happend to be friends with the dickhead cop!