1) Naw...that ain't me. (in your deepest voice possible) 2) Have you ever seen... 3) Chocolate daddy make the money (from a song) There are more I will reply again when I think of them.
not mine, but it was on Joe Rogan's podcast and it cracked me up. Bert the conqueror: "So I had this dream where I was with Elvis and we walked into his dressing room and there were four guys butt fucking.... Now hear me out"
i say technically a lot. Word, son, yaknawimean, go nuts. that's about as useful as tits on a bull. used to call everyone dude, but kinda got away from that. im sure there are more since i've been in arizona "i'm sweating like a priest at a little league game" don't remember where i heard it, some comedian, stuck with me