canadian/american joke

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by daiseyduked, May 20, 2004.

  1. A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.

    The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts
    a conversation.

    American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?"

    Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."

    American: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In America,we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American ! has a smirk on his face.

    The Canadian listens in silence.

    The American persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

    Canadian: "Of Course."

    American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."

    The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"

    American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.

    Canadian: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
    used them?"


    American: "We throw them away, of course."

    Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container,
    recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
    to America."


    hehehehe;)
     
  2. Thats it, Im moving to canada! Awesome joke daisey.
     
  3. Good one!!!
     
  4. LOL, that's definitely a keeper! :D
     
  5. lol, i love a good canada joke.

    ~wait, its not true right. :)
     
  6. i hope for canadas sake that isnt true
     
  7. I was half expecting Canadian Bacon to be mentioned.
     
  8. Glad I'm not one for bubble gum... lol
     

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