so yea again i give up a fratty college weekend to come home and be with my girl. But seeing as this is her birthday today and tomrrow is prom, i have good reason. so we start watching almost famous and we start getting into it. im not gonna get into details cuz thats immature but man if anyone has gone three weeks with zero sex...you know that "things are tight". haha man it was like my little angel was a virgin again. anyway we finish and we're laying around and i hear my mom coming so we dress up and i grab the used condom and throw it in my pocket. we talk to my mom until she goes away. so we watch the end of the movie and she goes home. i log onto grasscity and i look down...i see this huge wet spot on my pants...im like uh what the fuck - OH NO!!! i forgot about the condom! it felt all wet on the inside of my leg and holy shit it was so gross to get out. ugh. so yea now i have this permanent spot until i wash my pants. call me spot. - scoob
why the hell would anyone EVER put a used condom in their pocket? ..... are you an idiot? scuse me, let me rephrase that ..... are you a fucking idiot? oh ... thinkin with the other head again eh? really ..... no excuse spot Edit: Harsh words from this old timer ..... when i read spot's original post in a different frame of mind, it is quite funny, not something i would post on a public forum if it happened to me ..... but still funny! didn't mean to be an asshole .... no excuse ..... sorry dude.
cuz i was hiding the evidence that i just fucked on my mom's bed maybe? yikes i thought this would give people a chuckle, not set off a timebomb of disgust. try smoking pot, i heard it calms you down.
haha good one man. reminds me of a line from Next Friday... "whats that on your leg?" "i dunno...i think its yogurt or something." lmao btw, why the hell is everyone being so hard on him?
haha next friday...im so glad you posted that cuz i wanted a good movie but couldnt think of one. nice im about to run out and get it.
some people are just assholes.that sucks though lol just dont forget its there and try not to stick your hand in your pocket
haha, oh man, thank god i dont use condoms! haha spot, i gotta give u plus rep on this one haha, that was a story to lighten my day haha!
I was wondering the same thing Foreman. haha. It can create quite a smell. scoobs, what about ss; splooge spot? Or how about ps; pocket splooge? ha. I need to go to bed, I'm talking nonsense.