So George was having dinner with the Queen one evening and George says to the Queen: "I like England. I want America to be more like England. I want America to be a monarchy." "Oh I don't think that's possible Mr. Bush. You see in order to be a monarchy you need a monarch." "Oh well what about Wales. Could America become a principality?" "No I'm afraid you don't have a prince either. Look, George... I don't think you need to change America. It's a perfectly good country."