Burry the Bud?

Obv troll is obvious

 

Cmon man, how can burying bud make it better? It makes no logical sense

 

And the stupid thread of the day goes to...

 

In many people's mind god makes sense, but that doesn't make religion logical.

 

This guy knows whats good^

 

[quote name='"AngerClick"']I heard somewhere that burying your weed can make it better. Sounds like another pothead myth. Anyone ever tried it? If it works, I'm going to build some serious stash.[/quote]

Yes, it works amazingly. Imma pm you my address, I'll let you use my yard.

 

Hahahaha

 

Its makes for a great fertilizer when blackberry season comes around...

 

Oh definitely man, I always bury my bud for a good year or two before I smoke it.
Make sure you don't conceal it in something plastic like a bag or metal like a box, it needs to be physically touching the dirt in order for the chemical reaction to take affect, I'll explain it. Tetrahydrocannabinol is basically vaporized and because dirt has a chemical formula similar to that of transfat and has a considerable amount of decaying organisms in it, it's able to consume or absorb the THC much like we would do while baking an edible, except at a much higher percentage.
A vaporizer will vape approximately 93% or more of the active THC on marijuana as compared to a whopping 100% absorption rate with dirt.

You're now probably asking okay, so my dirt gets me high - what now do I smoke the dirt? Although it does seem plausible the whole idea of smoking dirt obviously isn't a good one. Once the THC has been absorbed by the dirt after about 3 months, that dirt deteriorates into an invisible vapor and the marijuana basically, breathes in this vapor.
Because plants breath in carbon dioxide, the bud that has now been sitting in the dirt for about 3 months is so dried out, it'll be gasping for a breath in a sense and will breath in this vapor emitted by the dirt.

Once you've dug your bud up, obviously there will be a considerable amount of debris and dirt on it now, that's why you run it underneath the sink or lightly heat it up in the microwave for about 3 minutes.
This will allow the dirt and debris to combust.

 

Works better if you flush it down the toilet. Makes the weed 10 times stronger.

 

I have heard of people burrying hash in the soil.
The "rotting proces" (not really rotting ofcourse) is supposed to improve the flavor of the hash and make it a much more smooth smoke. Like an epic curing treatment.

I wouldn't do it with bud though, as it would probably rot away entirely.

 

I think it only works if you put a garden gnome or even better a circle off gnomes. on top.

 

stick it up your butthole, that's better than burying it in the yard.

 

haha buddy just got torn apart.

 

burrying the bud is genius you should really try it man i heard it raises the THC level by 80% .