Okay, today during my lunch break my friend comes up to me and is like "yo i got some ground up bud my dealer gave me for free lets go light up" so obviousley im like "ok we out" but then hes like "I dont have papers though" and we were already at the park so im like fuck it we'll use gum wraper. So now im here doing shit I used to do when I was like 13 and I procced to roll a shitty ass joint (It was like 30 Degrees today so I couldnt even feel my hands) so after that I try to light it up but its so windy the flame keeps blowing out so I make like a turtle and tuck my head and arms into my jacket so the wind doesnt hit then I procced to light up but i completely forgot last night i was high and started fucking around with my lighter and tweaked it so the flame shoots higher so i I light it and I hit the joint it was warm for like 2 seconds then it got really hot and i felt my mustache on fire! so i spit the joint out and start slapping my mustache and i have a slightly thick mustache that ive been growing for like a month and a half so im like wtf just happened and my boy is like on the floor laughing im like it wasnt that funny and hes like feel your mustache and then im like WTF!!! MY MUSTACHE IS GONE!!! (like 85% of it at least) and for the next half hour i was pissed cuz i grew that mustache on a bet that I coudnt look like a pornstar within a month (dont judge me lol) so basically my whole bet is fcked up. O well im high so id thought id share that with you guys. out of curiosity has that ever happened to anyone else??
Lol that sucks man, I remember when I used to tweak dems lighters. It's fun, but it wastes gas so fast.
"LOL" "LOL" at what happened. "LOL" at why you grew the moustache in the first place. "LOL" at the fact that you played around with the lighter when you were high (cos i do it too) "LOL" at the whole sequence of events... +Rep
What did people say to you for coming to school with a mustache, getting out for lunch and coming back without one?
Hahaha. That sucks man. I did that to my eye lash once. I was smoking out of a tiny TINY bong and the flame just got my eye lashes so hot they burnt. I was so high I didn't notice, woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror and noticed my fucking eye lashes were gone on my right eye.
Lol, so you burned off your porn stache while trying to smoke a joint rolled with a gum wrapper? Hilarious.