wow just when i thought i couldn't be any more retarded after almost breaking my leg sledding last night. i fucking managed to burn an entire eyelash off and a small portion of the front of my hair. my buddy c was having poker at his house tonight. so i met up with my buddy n to smoke a few bowls before heading to poker. we end up smoking two blunts of some blue cheese and get pretty high. i then drive over to c's house and we chill while waiting for others to arrive. we decide its time for a cig and realize that neither of us have lighters anywhere on us. c swore he had one somewhere in the apartment but we couldn't find that fucker anywhere. he then has the bright idea to light it on the stove. i decide to light my first since im fiending. being high as fuck this did not seem like a bad idea at all. so i put the cig near and take a deal inhale. FUCK. the flames managed to come flying at my face. as soon as i felt the burning i jumped away from the stove. c was freaking out asking what happened. i said i think i burned the fuck out of my face lol. i ran to the bathroom to see the damage and i ended up burning my entire left eyelash off and a pretty decent chunk from the center of my head. this fucking sucks lol. i work with this dude and now everyones gonna give me shit for it.