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Bloodshot eyes

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by UrAverageStoner, Sep 4, 2010.

  1. #1 UrAverageStoner, Sep 4, 2010
    How do u get rid of red eyes without the help of visine and clear eye i might buy some though ......
     
  2. #2 howoldami, Sep 4, 2010
    You have to set up a circle made of pure quartz crystal in a 13' radius with a 1" spacing between individual crystals. After that, cover the circle with salt so no "negative energies" can enter the circle. Light 9 candles of varying size and color at the various focal points around the circle, but not less than 12" away from the edge. The colors you use are entirely up to you. Now, after that, take the crystals on alternating sides and replace them with cantaloupe slices (this appeases the red-eye gods), while chanting "NOMOREREDEYES NOMOREREDEYES!!!" Five times should do it.
     
  3. #3 young toker, Sep 4, 2010
    just use the damn visine
     
  4. #4 LittleGreenMan1, Sep 4, 2010
    Thats funny shit right there.
     
  5. #5 marsdude89, Sep 4, 2010
    Become little more than your average stoner.
     
  6. #6 OscarZetaAcosta, Sep 4, 2010
    That's what I do, only I chant "REMOVEREDNESSANDMOISTURIZE!!!" five times.
     
  7. #7 UrAverageStoner, Sep 4, 2010
    Thats some devilworshiping shit
     
  8. #8 smokerr, Sep 4, 2010
    3 options. eyedrops. sun glasses. or take a wet paper towel and just hold it on your eye and it should help alot for like 5 min
     
  9. #9 UrAverageStoner, Sep 4, 2010
    Aight Thanxs
     

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