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Biggest lie you've told so you could go toke?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Tropical Goo, Jul 14, 2011.

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  1. #1 Tropical Goo, Jul 14, 2011
    We've all been in a situation where we had to lie to go chong.
    Like a while back, I told my mom my best friends grandpa had just died and
    he wanted me to come hang out to keep his mind off of everything, so I picked him up, we got an 8th of Blue Dream and rolled 6 blunts and hotboxed a hotel staircase. :D Bad ass, btw, smoking out a hotel staircase. It was air-proof mwahahaha. People tried to get in and we had a bro outside the door saying GO TAKE THE ELEVATOR. Hahaha, long story short I lied, got high as fuck, went to a bomb ass hotel party, came home the next day hungover and said he kept me up all night talking about his grandpa and she let me sleep allll day. :smoke::hello:
    I wanna hear YOUR biggest lie to toke!
     
  2. #2 Braddock, Jul 14, 2011
    I want a divorce.
     
  3. #3 glasslover420, Jul 14, 2011
    ahahahha

    I used to always tell my parents I was going skateboarding. Wasn't a huge lie though, since we were skating. But once we skated to where we were going we would just smoke and slowly back :p.
     
  4. #4 jsplasha, Jul 14, 2011
    I faked the moon landing for half a bowl
     
  5. #5 bobby82, Jul 14, 2011
    I'm goin to school... Ha ha just kiddin
     
  6. #6 winna99, Jul 14, 2011
    i'm sure alot of people just say "im going out for a cig". well. you areeee smoking so it isnt that big aha
     
  7. #7 gobble wobble, Jul 14, 2011
    Bye mom im going to get stoned
     
  8. #8 th3_chr0nic, Jul 14, 2011
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    3.5 / 6 = .583 :cool:
     
  9. #9 Tropical Goo, Jul 14, 2011
    As sarcastic as that was, I did that so many times hahahahaha.
    1. "I'm leaving mom."
    2. "Where are you going? You're gonna behave right?"
    3. "Oh no mom, I'm gonna smoke 5 blunts with bros and then go rob a store.. Psh *sarcasm*"
    4. "Hahahaha oh I trust you, have fun!"
    5.:smoke:
     
  10. #10 Lord Azrael, Jul 14, 2011
    Told my mom I was going to play pool at the local hall with my friends. Which I did... after smoking like 15 joints.
     
  11. #11 Mogwai, Jul 14, 2011
    and how is this a lie?
     
  12. #12 Tropical Goo, Jul 14, 2011
    We smoke loose blunts haha. That sounds about right, we put about half a gram in each.
     
  13. #13 DirtyPete, Jul 14, 2011
    He was actually going to do his homework.
     
  14. #14 overheatedmud, Jul 14, 2011
    There's a person drowning and I have to go save them.
     
  15. #15 th3_chr0nic, Jul 14, 2011
    Yeah that division didn't look right seeing as you'd get seven half grammers out of an eighth. Carry on. They still kind of skimp though.

    Haha damn I fucked up....
     
  16. #16 kzle, Jul 14, 2011
    im going for a job interview. hahaha. worked lol
     
  17. #17 Guest, Jul 14, 2011
    I have to go see a man about a dog is what I say when I'm going to pick up.
    Smoking is usually, "Going to Bob's house." which isn't a complete lie. I usually go to Bob's house when I say that, but we sit in the gazebo and get fucked instead of what my parents think is happening.
     
  18. #18 gobble wobble, Jul 14, 2011
    I dont have to lie, theres really no point. Its alot easier just to tell em straight up, then come home right fucking silly stoned and try to convince them youre sober.
     
  19. #19 devilzlettuce, Jul 15, 2011
    I faked being The zodiac killer
     
  20. #20 ToTheDome, Jul 15, 2011
    Why lie, you just need to give people the truth and have like 5 safety barriers up for any questions.
     
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