Big @$$ bug

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by hubba, Jul 22, 2010.

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  1. #1 hubba, Jul 22, 2010
    so im just chillin on my computer right. in the corner of my eye i see something move onmy curtain. big ass bug like 1 inch and like not even a cm wide. like a centipede or something. shit sketched me out o bad. so i got get a flashlight to get a bete se cuz ya know. couldnt see it :smoking:. so i come back and the shit moved to my window sil. so i look at it. theirs a dead fly next to it . and im like "why the fuck are thier bugs in my room"

    I DONT WANT U GUYS TO THINK MY HOUSE IS DIRTY IT CLEAN JUST YA KNOW SHIT HAPPENS

    so go and get some toilet paper. kill it. least i thought i did.shit crawled out on my arm and like JSDAFK JSDGFHSDGHK AHH!!!! wip that off my hand. see it on the floor sqaush it.
     
  2. #2 TimS Chi, Jul 22, 2010
    what?
     
  3. #3 detailed one, Jul 22, 2010
    ummm cool.
     
  4. #4 Thecrackcook, Jul 22, 2010

    Was a thread really necessary?
     
  5. #5 hubba, Jul 22, 2010
    yea it was
     
  6. #6 Beaming, Jul 22, 2010
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  7. #7 BUDS4U2NV, Jul 22, 2010
  8. #8 shitty smitty, Jul 22, 2010

    yes it was , its was like a godzilla battle man. ahhh!!! whooshe! stomp. it always ends with a little stomp.
    :yay: i killed the beast! :yay:
     
  9. #9 CD Clock, Jul 22, 2010
    hahahaha this thread is awesome
     
  10. #10 tvoss, Jul 22, 2010
    dude this one time in jamaica i was staying at my aunts house in kingston (im jamaican) and i remember going into her house and there was a huge ass exotic moth on the wall, it was as big as my face. im not joking. at first i thought it was like a little statue that they hung on the wall.
     
  11. #11 Stoogemeister, Jul 22, 2010
    i remember this one time,
     
  12. #12 420 strongbad, Jul 22, 2010
    bugs are evil devils from underground

    KILL THEM!
     
  13. #13 Rotten_Apple, Jul 22, 2010
    wow i honeslty think ive became legally retarded after reading that.
     
  14. #14 tokinbud420, Jul 22, 2010

    i'll say:rolleyes:

    yea op, cool story bro
     
  15. #15 nppy, Jul 22, 2010

    aw shit bredren me too..i was chillin in a couch at my grandmas and out of nowhere comes a centipede which scared the shit out me....chopped it with a machete. :devious:

    bugs in jamaica don't play forreal
     
  16. #16 LiveFreely, Jul 22, 2010
    troll
     
  17. #17 BlazedSuperman, Jul 22, 2010

    A real jamaican would have said cutlass ;)
     
  18. #18 Tyke, Jul 22, 2010
    A real Jamaican would have stuffed it in a pipe and smoked it.
     
  19. #19 hubba, Jul 22, 2010
    *Okay, so I was wondering why some of you couldn't read it right and all the.. "what?" stuff so I just re-read my post, and I noticed a few errors, so I fixed them. here the updated version haha.*


    So, I'm just chillin on my computer right. In the corner of my eye I see something move on my curtain. Big ass bug like 1 inch and like not even a cm wide. Like a centipede or something. Shit sketched me out so bad. So I go to get a flashlight to get a better look at it cuz ya know. Couldnt see it. So I come back and the shit moved to my window sil. So i look at it. theirs a dead fly next to it . and im like "why the fuck are thier bugs in my room"

    I DONT WANT U GUYS TO THINK MY HOUSE IS DIRTY IT CLEAN JUST YA KNOW SHIT HAPPENS

    so go and get some toilet paper. kill it. least i thought i did.shit crawled out on my arm and like JSDAFK JSDGFHSDGHK AHH!!!! wipe that off my hand. See it on the floor sqaush it.
     
  20. #20 SIRSOG, Jul 22, 2010
    sounds like the plot to some 1950's horror film hahahahahhahaha
     
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