Well three of my friends and i smoked a few grams together. After smoking we decided to go get some food. We were downtown, and decided to go into one of the many pizza places there. We each got a calzone. All of a sudden the manager asks us if we want a free large whole pizza with pepperoni. He told us they can't serve it since they overcooked it. We ate our calzones and pizzas in a matter of minutes. There was only three of us also, and i think that the manager knew we were high.
DUDE! I'ma share a well-known secret to my friendly food lovers, if you have a Dunkin Donuts around, at the end of the day they have to throw out all the donuts they made that day, so if you go around closing time, buy a couple and eat em there then ask like "yo you think i could have a couple more for the road" if the guys not a dick he'll be like "hell yeah BRAAAAAH" and you'll be all munchin and shit it's great. it's GREAT!
something similar happened to me when i was totally stoned halloween 2008 me and 3 of my friends went past a dunkin donuts when an employee comes out "hey u guys want some donuts?" FUCK YEAH! unexpected free donuts...... so we ate donuts then we walked to a pizza store and i didnt have any money but a dude GAVE ME FUCKING MONEY! so i ate pizza but while i was eating pizza a fucking off duty cop we know from D.A.R.E coems into the shop "O' Fuck everyone act cool" we were all totally stoned and read eyed but we got away with it then we went trick or treating so i ate candy good night.