fuck a rap punchline this whole fuckin thing goes hard [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CRTIScpP-s]CASSIDY & AR-AB FREESTYLE ON COSMIC KEV COME UP SHOW - YouTube[/ame] LOL @ anyone who put some lame ass lil wayne lines and shit.
"riding on a half pipe after having a bitch slide half my pipe down her windpipe" "BYOBB, bring your own body bag" Both from these 2 kids that rap during seshs just to make thing more interesting
Fabolous - 'Listen before your dumb ass say some stupid shit, or i'll have my dog layin' on your house on some snoopy shit'
"-Of our love that we shared together, Thought it would last forever, But it changed worse than weather," This shit really hits home for me lol
wanted to add this gem. "these jiggas aint hot, they like sneakers, so they hate...cause ima get put on first, like socks."
What's this motherfuckin rap game without L? Yo, that's like jewels without ice That's like china without rice Or the holy Bible without christ Or the bulls without mike Or crackheads without pipes The village without dykes Or hockey games without fights
I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So many good punchlines I don't even know where to begin. Imma' just post some sick lines from songs that I recently played. Curren$y "Them *****s is real wack, i'm standing in the customer service return line with my microphone tryin' to bring hip-hop back." Crooked I "If you want your verses to cost higher, then your similes gotta be hot as a live wire, you need some better metaphors for example this song is a war zone and you listeners in the cross fire!" Chino XL "Startin drama with Chino, God forbid, auction my lyrics on eBay, that's God for bid, problem is lyric Jesus is more than a man with a sick delivery like I drive a coroner van" Jadakiss "If you, can't do nothin' other than flow life's a bitch like the mother from Blow, let's go" Nino Bless "Ghetto minister, lyrical, who else kickin’ what I’m givin you here? Go head snooze like Bless isn’t raw, tails u lose now ya heads on the floor... (Fucker!) And I just gotta post this whole verse, cause I've never heard a verse with so many words that start with the same letter, and that actually makes sense and flows really well. Saigon - Letter P " I Pop a Pussy Person for Purposelly Perpetratin' Point the Pistol and Pull it, this Punk is imPersonatin' My People Pack P-89's for Prime time, They Parolin my Posse, Im Pickin up Pom-Pom's, Personally I Preach Prophecy, These Punks Puttin out Poems about Pimpin, Pushin and Property, Please, People aint Prepared to be Persuaded by Political Paraphrases they Printin in the Papers, Im Positioning my Peers to PumP-PumP, Put the Pound to the Pig, just let the PumP PumP, I Pause for you People to PeeP the letter P, Poetically Puttin' a Paragraph so Perfectly, No I aint a P-I-M-P, but I do got a Pistol in my Pocket, Perpetrate and I'll PoP it, Prince my Pitbull, go 'head try and Pet it, See if you dont leave this Place with Paramedics.... Punk" WOW
Fuckin punk, you ain't a leader, what? nobody followed you You was never shit, your mother shoulda swallowed you Big L - '98 freestyle
Cassidy from diary of a hustler "dont believe this ***** hustlin, this ***** bluffin. look em in his eyes the only time he cookin pies is in the kitchen oven" "This fool a fake so his fake ass better break fast 'fore he get his food ate like a egg mcmuffin" "ill rap a verse if that dont work, ima cook a pie, or try to make a dollar bill sellin Molly pills. even though i know that somebody'l prolly squeal ima still push weight like a ***** that bodybuild" dudes nice!
"Hit her from the back cause I don't like how her face look, make a bitch talk to a wall like Facebook" - Tha Joker