Best rap line ever?

Discussion in 'Music genres, Bands and Artists' started by platinumplus, Nov 27, 2011.

  1. Tryin' to sell me some pussy, but you ain't gonna sell no pussy to me :D
     
  2. I ain't drank a forty since I became old enough to drink
    Not caught up in what the fuck these people think
    Cause when I die they're gonna find the missing link
    But tonight I'm gonna vomit it in the kitchen sink
    I'm suprised more of y'all don't get hit by cars
    Missing your surroundings, staring at the stars


    The bolded line basically describes what i think of most people living like sheep in this slaughter house called life.
     
  3. Strike my previous post...

    I try hard to do the right shit
    but I'm stuck in da dark with no light switch

    now I hold my suspended license
    and I'm constantly goin through crisis
    so maybe I could remain silent
    but I ain't got no reason to hide it
    and the only way I know to fight this
    is to stay on the road of the righteous

    Yup...
     


  4. ...wasn't that Fabolous in "Breathe"? lol
     
  5. ^^^ Yes, it is.
     
  6. Mac Lethal FREESTYLE BATTLE vs. Thesaurus


    "it's funny that he says that my head is mis-shapen, you look like your head was severed and shaken. thrown in a skillet with lettuce and bacon, taken to hell scorching meadows and basins, fed to some snakes then molested by satan. then your face was stepped on and shaved with the weapons of jason, left in the rain till the leprocy sank in. left to be eaten by featherless penguins, and grinded through a fucking paper shredder by 8 men. it was so fun for them, such a special occasion, that they took your face wrapped it in 7 grenades. then detonate them, then stitched you back together with metal and blades and pieces of flesh and pleather and raisins, then removed the medical tape and you fucking looked better, okay then!"


    best freestyle battle line EVERRRRR.
     
  7. That's a line?
     
  8. #28 JetxLife86, Dec 8, 2011
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    Mac Dre's verses on Mafioso is one of my favorites easily.

    Mac Dre is so vastly underrated in the rap game outside of the Bay Area. When we talk pure intelligence, every verse he had was memorable. His world play and his story-telling ability was second to none. The humor/party vibe in one song would quickly remind you of his ability to rap about real life situations, a real home grown feel when listening to his music.

    I'll drop a few of my favorite lines by him:

    I'm quick to flip the script and transform like a Deceptacon
    Dope as pharmaceuticals, drink [beautifuls] at cafe Escalon
    Love dosha dank that make me choke burp and cough
    Cause I'm the type of ***** that like to smoke perk and toss
    Use them Magnum rubbers baby, cause they be bigger than the rest
    And in case you didn't know me homie I represent the Crest (sida)
    Haters be mad at me, I pull bitches with flattery
    Have the funk savagely, commit assault and battery
    On any man, who think he can serve me some static
    Got many friends with mini vans, with fully automatics
    Love Evelyn Jones and boy I'm deadly playin bones
    Federalies had me gone but now a ***** back at home, its on
    Lip poppin no stopping panties droppin left and right
    Boy they be jock in, steady shoppin for sex at night
    Old school like Atari and I'm dope on my pen
    We be M A C D R E aka Silky Slim, from the V
    Never drink haterade, Armani suits tailor made
    Quick to shake a blade, and broke bitches I'll never fade
    Kick off your Air Maxes relax, while I bust
    Cause thou shall not have stress, hutch shall not be trusted
    Game spicy, like mustard rushed into your cerebellum
    Super saucy ex felon but there's still no telling
    What that H O might D O on the D low
    So we go super hard on broads and play their ass like cards
    Can you feel it, nothing can save ya
    Cause this is the season of licks and capers
    Unemployment at a record high
    People coming, People going who's next to die
    I, stay ready with heavy macks and choppas
    Tell me can you crack tonight , steada tryin mac some cock
    Cause I'm a 3C romp there in nothing higher
    Threw a friend in the pen cause a ***** wore a wire
    But now I'm back, with crates of raps
    Ready to break some backs and make fools face facts
    *****s walk around town, jealous with envy
    Cause I stay fitted and getting hoes infinity

    -3C Romp


    When I got the phone call I was rollin on the interstate
    Dre have you ate yet? How's bout a dinner date?
    Hmmm I don't know, let me check my scheggie
    I'm free at 8:30 pick me up when you reggie
    Hopped out the Chevy
    So I can freshen up
    Rolled a sack in the back and put my weapon up
    Poured a glass of 7-up
    And ate a quick snack
    Salami and swiss, piled on a Ritz crack
    Called the puck bitch back
    Wassup Alice?
    She got the mad and said, My name's not Alice!
    Alright Alice, pick me up at my palace.
    I stay in Westlin, I know you know where that is.
    That's where my dad lives, be there in a jiffy!
    Threw on some 150's and my red Ken Griffey
    Tee shirt crispy
    I'm dipped as usual
    Shave with the Andes
    Electric, reuseable
    Threw in my removeable iced out grill
    So when I spit my spill it's chillie-chill
    I'm really ill, really feel
    Really Mac-ish
    I'm waiting on a bitch
    And I'm puffin on some catpiss

    -Something You Should Know


    "Me and black jesus went to Rosaritas/ Seen senoritas eating carnitas/ I was rocking my adidas sneakas, Told the waitress get my fajitas/ Gold teethas/ Left her speechless/ Gave me the number with a Fairfield prefix."
    - She Neva Seen

    Pop a colla, Nah that's old
    Dust yourself off, like bases been stole

    - Can You Shout?
     
  9. The one where its like "N*GGA N*GGA CHOPPA BANG BANG I GOT A LOTTA MONEY AND PUSSY BOW BOW N*GGA"
     
  10. Love that song.

    Wait, were you being serious?
     
  11. I know it's more than one line but this shits deep!!

    Huh, can you predict the future? can you see storms, coming?
    The Earth was flat if you went too far you would fall off
    Now the Earth is round if the shape change again everybody woulda start laugh
    The average man can’t prove of most of the things that he chooses to speak of
    And still won’t research and find out the root of the truth that you seek of

    Damian Marley- Patience
     
  12. you're talking to the robbery expert stepping to your wake with your blood on my shirt

    biggie

    love that line
     
  13. I be buyin' O's like it's the wheel of fortune!
     
  14. "My dick, is nice and clean, yo dick, got the hiv!"


    "I-I-Ima need counseling I lost my mind, and still haven't found it, I used to be so well rounded, but now I tip toe on hells boundary's"
     
  15. Holy shit. Calm down^
     
  16. My molecular structure resembles that of Fu Xi
    I am he who feeds on all beings with two feet
    my appetite sends the battle type to the afterlife
    hybrids walked the earth before oxygen from stromatolite
    or aragonite I thrive in deep waters like the Pliosauras
    i seem enormous like when lion heads leave the forest
    your fleet of tortoise leaves with their exoskeleton crushed
    your melon will bust when gored with a war elephant tusk
    elegant dust storms lead the path of Varuna
    you snake eyed motherfuckers will feel the wrath of Garuda
    when he swoops down to drown cobras in a massive wing
    but a practice swing will not decrown the dragon king
    the unthinkable lives with the last Draconians
    reptoids attacking solely with magic only in Babylonians
    activating my third eye like a Physignathus
    to quickly gain control of your environment like revivalists
    astronomers track me from 60,000 kilometers
    during the autumnal equinox to spot the moniters
    I brought to earth to leave man literally star struck
    so keep your guard up for I kill at the will of Marduk

    so i don't expect ANYONE on here to recognize these lyrics or know who they are from... but if you care to know it's my buddy Glimpse The Unthinkable, from his song "Lizards" and you can check it out on reverbnation here ReverbNation
     
  17. i keep a gat cuz *****s murder got a bad habbit of purple in the studio i merk ya im commin man
     
  18. I'm glad this came back because I have a few new ones for it:

    Eminem, Bad Meets Evil from his Slim Shady LP.

    I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
    I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
    Well I'm out now (shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
    And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
    Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
    And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
    And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
    I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe


    Inspectah Deck, Above the Clouds: the whole verse is just ridiculous

    Yeah; I leave scientists mentally scarred -- triple extra large
    Wild like rock stars who smash guitars
    Poison bars from the Gods bust holes in your mirage
    and catch a charge shake em down like the riot squad
    And they deserve ruin like ancient Rome; I span the universe
    and return to Earth to claim my throne
    The maker, owner, plus soul controller
    Ayatollah rest in the sky, the cloud's my sofa
    Stand like Collossus, regardless to whom or what
    Numerous attempts at my life, so who to trust
    Who but us, to supply you with the fire?
    The burning truth, 150 Absolut proof
    On the mic like Moses spoke in golden scribe
    Survivor of the oldest tribe whose soldiers died
    I notified families, we shed tears and more
    but our hands are the ammo cause the battle's still on
    Sound the horn; we come rumblin through the function
    Precise laser beam technique to touch somethin
    When we die hard, to build the monument to honor us with
    humungous effect in the world we could have conquered it
     
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  19. Goddamn, I have a new one:

    Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace
    Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this
    Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
    and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets

    Song is "Marshall Mathers" by Eminem.
     
  20. Life's a Bitch-

    "Life is short you only live once and ain't no telling when your leaving
    So I'm going to do it all have a ball
    While I'm still living and breathing
    See I am a philosopher and my philosophy is this
    Don't be no punk young homey if it's worth it take that risk
    Anything's possible but nothings for sure
    Got to take advantage of all opportunities
    And get your money you know
    Love those who love you but don't never let it fuck up your vision
    How much love did your loved ones
    Have when you was broke or doing time in prison
    Stay on your toes don't fuck with hoes before you read them
    Watch your back for them rats that set *****s up to keep they freedom
    It takes 365 days for the earth to spin one time
    But it only takes one minute
    For that guilty verdict when that snitch drops that dime"

    I know it's a lot. But Mac Dre is by far one of the strongest musical artists. Lyrically, Flowability, delivery, instrumentally. Also, I have many more.

    "Hardy har har very funny
    You don't hear my tummy, I gets my money"
    -Feelin' Myself

    "Dre rock rhymes from here to New York
    Only smoke rope no coke or New Ports
    Hubotchi Benihana pork on my fork
    Rapping is a sport and this is my court
    Do anything to win my referees cheat
    I flagrant foul and bruise to beat"
    -Grown Shit

    "Edgar Went To My House, Bumped My Bitch
    Slept In My Bed, And Played With My Kids
    Ain't That A Bitch? I Don't Trip, Have Fun
    Jus Let Me Talk To My Daughter And My Son"
    -Morals and Standards

    "I'm at the liquor sto' gettin mo' blunts for the skunk
    Hit the block in the Chev', I got thump in the trunk
    Feelin good off the woods in the hood and I'm fizzin
    Kinda 'noid, they always tryin to take your boy back to prison"
    -Fire

    "It dont matter
    As long as my pockets get fatter
    I dont give a fuck if savilians got scatter
    Im the last batter
    Better hit a homerun
    When I stick my dick in I watch how fast she cum
    Up the block sideways when I shift I turnt quick
    And after that first dick
    Im all in your purse bitch
    Mac Drizae
    Off the hizzae
    Goin' off hennihizae
    And a half of thizel (thizel)
    Romper Roomin'
    No cartoonin'
    Makin' it scrill
    Keepin' it real
    Bitch the mill"
    -Valley Joe

    "For 25 Mins MD Was Shoving it
    And She Was Screaming My Name And I Can Tell She Was Lovin It
    Cock Was Thrusted
    Nutz Was Busted
    In This No Good Bitch That Some ***** Trusted
    Pulled Up My Pants And She Put On Some Lipstick
    Went Back In The Party Feeling Pimperistic
    I Could'ntHelp But Notice That This ***** Was Stairng
    I Thought He Was Trippin Off The Clothes I Was Wearing
    But He Stepped To Md And Said Was Up Punk U Been Fuckin My Bitch And Now I Want Some Fun
    I Said I'm Not With The Drama So U Can Save The Theatrical
    I Macked On Your Bitch Cause She Appeared To Be Mackable
    But Instead Of This ***** Being Real On A Playa
    He Took A Step Back And Tried To Steal On A Playa
    I Said Look Fool Nobody Smashes Dre
    I Though These Things Like Young Cassius Clay
    With One Blow I Sent The Punk To The Floor"
    -Feelin' Like That *****

    "Marily marily, marily marily i go,
    looked in the rearview, damn
    it's 5-0
    Once again pullin' me over for the jack up
    In my mirror I can see him callin' back up
    But I ain't goin' out like no sucka
    Put the pedal to the metal and smoked the mothafucka"
    ...
    "Rollin' in my old school Lincoln, drinkin'
    Joint between my lips and dankin', sinkin'
    Deep in the seat, with the beat on the down-low
    But I ain't trippin' on the way it really sound though
    I got down ho, ready to hit the track
    And bring back fat stack of them greenbacks"
    ...
    "Bounce to the spot where my hoe does work
    See her in a skirt and a see-through shirt
    Pull her off the track and I don't say shit
    'Cause all I wanna hear is that purse unzip
    Lookin' at the bitch with the pimpish grin
    Feelin like the mac as my hoe kicks in"
    -Back To My Mission

    "Rhyme style tight like coochy
    Raw like sushi
    And funky like doosie
    And top notch is what they rate Dre
    Cause I got mo' rhymes than food at Safeway
    So make wayyy
    For the M,A,C as I put the Crestside on the M,A,P
    I got mo' game than that fool Pat Sajack
    I'm a G, a playa from wayyy back
    Skills superior, always inferior
    Got the pimp shell, with the gangster interior"
    -Mac Dre's the Name

    Also, I love a few of Tupac's verses.

    "Bury me smilin'
    with G's in my pocket
    have a party at my funeral
    let every rapper rock it
    let tha hoes that I usta know
    from way before
    kiss me from my head to my toe
    give me a paper and a pen
    so I can write about my life of sin
    a couple bottles of Gin
    incase I don't get in"
    -Life Goes On

    There are sooo many more. I love rap music. Especially the artists that have been killed. For some reason, some assholes thought their music was too good for Earth.
     

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