So, I was in the shower thinking about whats the BEST part of being a girl stoner, and it came across me. If you have to do a piss test, you can use the lame excuse of "I'm on my monthly." (Obviously, this isn't the best but it's a pretty legitimate answer.) Guys can't do that. Or I hope no one believes at the least. So this is for the opinion of GC community. What is your favorite part about being a female/male stoner? Or just a stoner in general. (Other than the weed, y'know.)
Symptom reduction. The peace after toking is worth it every single time not to mention it's fun as fuck
The best part of being a male stoner is not having to be super high, realize that my vagina is bleeding, and have to deal with that mind fuck.
^this hahaha! http://forum.grasscity.com/index.php?/topic/1249051-The-Journey-of-indoor-scrog---New-SuperKush-w/-pics-*Enjoy
Having a toke in the backyard on a warm sunny day and listen to the birds tweet. The key to happiness - Sugar, Water and lastly, Purple
To anyone who reads this, please do not be misled by the OP's comment above. It's absolutely not true at all that girls can say "I'm on my period" and get out of any mandated drug test. That's very irresponsible to even make people believe that's remotely true.
Technically, It is true. It has happened to me. Would YOU want to see bloody pee? I don't wanna see pee, let alone bloody pee. It's different for other places. Its 1/2. But just answer the dang question and be on your way sir. Thats it.
Hmmmmmm, being able to get out of a piss test is cool. But then women have to potentially deal with bloating, pain, and worrying about soiling their clothes and linen constantly. I'm not so sure if avoiding a drug test with that excuse is really worth so much? But hey, I'm a dude so what do I know?
I think the best part is knowing that I'm experiencing such an amazing experience that not everyone has had the opportunity to experience yet. That always makes me smile for some reason, makes me feel lucky to be honest. I wish everyone was able to experience a good high at least ONE time. I also love being a stoner because of the symptom relief. It helps me cope with my stress, I tend to over think a lot of very simple and petty stuff. I also perceive everything differently which is awesome all on its own. Time is slower, makes amazing moments last longer.