Best hunting DOG!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Mar 9, 2001.

  1. This man wanted to by a hunting dog. He heard of this guy who had a dog for sale, so he went to check it out. They get the dog out to the woods and the owner snaps his fingers, and says , go!
    The dog takes off, comes back a few minutes later, and barks once. The man asked the owner, What does that mean?
    The owner says well,he barked once, that means he saw 1 rabbit. The guy says OK let's see it again.
    The owner snaps his fingers and says go! The dog takes off, and comes back in a few minutes and barks twice. The guy asked, what does that mean?
    The owner says well he barked twice that means he saw 2 rabbits.
    The guy says OK one more time and he is sold. The owner snaps his fingers and the dog takes off, comes back carrying a stick and starts to hump his owners leg.
    The guy says, what does that mean?
    The owner says.Well that means he just seen more fuckin rabbits, than you can shake a stick at!!!

    [ March 10, 2001: Message edited by: Panhead ]
     

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