Best and worst day

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by atompluspackage, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. Left home early dis mornin to go to my friends house.
    Chugged an entire 9 oz bottle of vodka.
    Felt a little sick, sat down for a little bit and went to school.

    Went to first period I can literally not walk straight.
    I was talkin' to all the girls in there haha. =P
    Went to the office and principal said 'you dont look too good'.
    Everyone in my first class said they could smell the alcohol on me from like 3 yd. away.
    I was 1 FOOT AWAY from the principal.
    Laid down from periods 3-5.
    Went into 6, right away asked to use the bathroom.
    Threw up straight for an hour. it SUCKED!
    Went to last period feeling good macking more ladies. =D

    Right after school went to pick up my oz.
    Gave my dealer $100(known him since elementary) so he can pick up a HP and hand me my fat oz.
    Me + friends goto BK
    My friend breaks the light ficture in bk because he stood up and his head on it.
    We all started laughing about it.
    BKlady comes over crying, calls the cops.
    Cop yells at my friend for like an hour.
    BK is trying to charge him with 'criminal mischeif'..BULLSHIT!

    He takes us all home, I take headache medicine and lay down.

    Dont know if my dealer gave my friends the oz yet or not, going to call after I lay down some more.

    all in all..WHAT DAY!!!
     
  2. lol so right after u done throwing up u decide to go mack on some ladies...haha :confused:
     
  3. Gum is my BEST FRIEND MAN! And I felt alot better after throwin up. =D
     
  4. haha im sure the ladies loved your vomit breathe

    tick tack anyone
     
  5. haha well id do the same but just dont let the ladies u been throwin up cuz thats pretty nasty for them :p
     
  6. ^ Read above. ^
     
  7. crazy didnt u get in shit for drinking and going to school???

    peace...:hippie:
     
  8. not the smartest principle in the world is he?
     
  9. Nah dude, and everyone in the school knew about it too..I got so lucky.
     
  10. she*, and she's a complete douche too. So I lucked out!
     

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