Swipe that V-card.. Access denied. Damn. Yeah right above the crotch is the top spot to stash drugs, all cops know about it but can't really feel you down there so stash away guys.
I lol'd at a lot of shit in this thread. I got pulled over once and had a little nylon bag with a string on it... I had a 1/8th in it. I tied the string to the button on my boxers and when he patted me down he looks at me and I'm like "Thats all me sir...." He looked so confused so he just left me and searched my car. Got away with a warning for speeding
Haha I don't give a FUCK what he thought... I was just happy to make it out 1/8th in hand... or... 1/8th in a sack near my sack, and of course free of handcuffs.
thats quite badass but what i came here to write is being a guy rules, it gets you INTO tight spots (turbo pun)
im 18 dude.. gonna be 19 in april.. hey man no shame in ur game,,,, its called a hand...use it... i sure do