Becoming an escort?

lol, no I haven't tried this.

 

What in gods name is a escort? But yourself a couple john deers and a couple bits more of farmin shit and grow yourself some crops! Thats where the REAL men work.

 

dude he wants to be a man-gina for the cash-money.not grow

 

A legal whore.

They used to be on craigslist.com

 

If you need some banana hammocks just let me know.

 

i don't know much about being an escort but theres this great documentary that really covers the ins and outs. I think they made two docs actually, one in america, one in europe.

Duece Bigalow European gigolo, I think its called.

 

so basically what i'm getting from this is ...your picking up a fat bag in the near future ?

 

Hahahaha, dude, thats a comedy Hollywood movie, not a documentary.

 

Smoke another bowl

 

Would be the perfect job for me. But I've never tried it. If you actually accomplish this you will be my role model

 

One word: size

I'd lend you mine if I could.

 

haha this

 

Come on, man. Seriously?

 

Since it is against the law to sell sexual acts for money in the Unted Kingdom of Great Britain, put this in pandoras box

 

I've been an escort many dozens of times over the years. Unfortunately, I've never been paid for it. In fact, just about every single time, it wound up costing me

 

That's not escorting then... that's just called having sex

lol

 

Not even that good really. It's actually called dating

 

Haha. The first grass-whore; the crack-whores better watch out.