Backwards

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Apr 13, 2001.

  1. Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.
    "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He almost died on us!"
    The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
    Suddenly, they hear a bloodcurdling scream from down the hall.
    "Oh my God!" said the first doctor. "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
     

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