I usually do this .... I'll have to take a piss but don't want to use the restroom for it being late so I go out side pack a bowl in bubbler stand in the back yard take out my cock light up my bowl and take a piss at the Same time
Seriously and she just kept walking by me!! she knew I was taking a piss too like wtf would you not let someone finish first pissing and then walk by and talk to them not while they are still taking a piss!! Haha thanks for the offer but I learned my lesson from that experience and learned to make sure the coast is clear and to wait at least a min before I start lol. It's crazy how I used to not give a fuck before this accident and now ever since this one accident it scared me for life.
everytime i drink im taking a piss like every 15-20 ...it gets annoying cause im the only out of the group
I was chilling in my mates bedsit-type room with like 5 other people and we were all having a good time getting high. She has a toilet but its like a closet in her room with a sliding door thats semi see-through. Anyway i needed to pee but couldnt because i was paranoid the other people in the room would hear me peeing. I guess i have a pee phobia or something.
Peeing in the middle of time square NY.... this story is about my friend N who was soooo drunk that she doesnt even remember this story. All i know is we were walkin in timesquare and she gets to a corner by some cars, and she proceeds to pull down her pants.... We had no idea what she was doing! All my friends and i rushed over to pull her shit up, but we realized she was peeing standing up, so all we could do is just make a circle around her and hope that the cop car so near to us would not notice... That crazy bitch lmfao till this day i laugh when remembering these events...it was so badass, and yet so stupid.....gotta love it
speaking of this,i was at a bar with my group one night..met this girl who claimed she could piss perfect into the urinal..i said i will bet you 100 bucks you cant!..so we got hammed out and shes like i gotta pee,so i was like lets go to the mens room so i can prove you wrong shes like deal!,so we walk in she lifts up her skirt,not wearing panties btw and she starts pissing,first on the floor then she arched her back and seriously pissed into the urinal like a guy!! i said it didnt count bc she wasnt standing straight up..so afterwards she cleaned her self up and we had sex..was a great night
Few years ago, I was sleeping at my ex's place, got up in the middle of the night and started peeing on the curtains. We'd been drinking heavily that night. I swear I thought I was at the toilet.
i was working yesterday (i build fences) and i had to pee really really really bad. i usually find a spot somewhere but the fence was all open and any spot that wasn’t really in view of someone was open. the only spot was by my car, so i opened the doors and peed in between the open doors. so what, sure i was parked on a street across from a school but you know what??? it felt soooo good and i didn’t care lol
one time when my wife was in college at the time, we went out drinking with her dorm mates. we had a good time and on the way home one of them made it clear she had to pee. by the time i found a spot on the side of the road somewhere, we all had to pee. so we all got out and everyone scattered around the car and squatted down to pee. being a drunk gentleman i went else where and elsewhere was this brand new caddy wit the new car tags/plates (i think we were at a hotel can’t remember) so being a drunk hater i peed all over it and made sure to get some on the door handles
It was st patty's day. I was out for my usual bike ride doubling back to this area that has a sweeping downgrade path beside a 4 lane main street. I passed 4 party goers on the accent. thinking that may have lost their way as the street party was some blocks away. I start the decent and pass the 4 guys... 3 guys dicks to the wind in various levels of undress pissing and the 4th guy still walking totally drunkenly oblivious to what was going on behind him. Fucking 4 lane in city highway.