^I know how you feel. This old couple across the street from me are one of those couples that have too much money and time on their hands and have massive, gaudy Christmas shit all over their lawn and house. You know know the ones I mean. The kind of decorations you can see from space. Finally had it last night and took all the fuckin' light bulbs out, because that crap kept shining right into my apartment.
The glorious thing about never putting lights up, is the fact that you never have to take them down...
You should just go outside and start hanging up your own Christmas decorations, while singing or whistling Christmas songs while they are around. Maybe they'll get the idea.
