So yesterday I went to a local disc golf course to play some disc golf. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frisbee_golf) I was kicking ass on hole #2, which is a VERY long course... Its about 970 feet from tee to basket. Anyways my disc landed right at the edge of a treeline/woods, and I waited for my brother to throw... He throws it and it hooks right into the woods... So I'm walking to grab my disc, and he goes into the woods to find his... He throws his from out of the woods. It clips a bunch of brush, knocking down a nest of some kind of angry insect. They immediately swarm and attack the nearest large animal: me. To be honest with you I didnt know what hit me. I felt sharp pains all over me and heard and felt things buzzing all around me. "AHH THEIR ATTACKING ME WHAT THE FUCK!" I ran. No- I fucking ran. I ran fast. I dont think my feet hit the ground but once or twice. They followed suit. Across the 900 yard field I booked, asking my friends: "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO? DO I ROLL AROUND?!?!" I hit the ground and roll around a few times, then got up and kept running... I think they stopped following me before I started rolling, but I didnt know. It was pure adrenaline. I just wanted to get as far away from that hole as I could. I didnt even finish it. To top it off I had to go back and get my brand new Champion Valkyre disc, which was a few meters from the fallen and still buzzing hive. I dont know what the hell they were. My brother said it looked like a black cloud like you'd see in a cartoon. The stings on my arms and legs were pretty small... The ones on my hands swelled up to about 1/4" and the ones on my legs were about 1/2". I had a huge nickel sized welt on my back too. At first it was all red, but once the swelling went away it turned into a small raised bump with a red dot in the middle. I did a quick wiki but learned no way of distinguishing the stings. I'm pretty confident that they were wasps though. Fuck.