Asian Massage Parlor.. felt kinda guilty?

Discussion in 'General' started by Jeffersong808, Sep 4, 2016.

  1. Best handjob of my life was from a wonderful Chinese lady when I was 18. She pulled out the oils and everything... My cock sprayed cum like a CANNON I SHIT YOU NOT IT WAS GLORIOUS!
     
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  2. It's not just a hand Dookie you get in Providence. You get the whole sha bang if you want. Fuck a hand job. All set with that.
    And WHY THE FUCK would anyone want to kiss a prostitute. Smfh.
     
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  3. If the woman knows what she's doing (and most don't) they are great! [​IMG]
     
  4. I've been unable to get past feeling like that it's just a part of foreplay warming up for the real deal. I can't focus on the handjob thinking of that vag no one is using. Oh well, maybe next life. And how much more does a straight up fuck cost over a handjob? I pay extra for quality, I shop at Target.
     
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  5. I don't know, Ol' Ed, I've never paid for one. :eek:
     
  6. #26 EvaShinQ, Apr 27, 2021
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    Definitely, these girls are the best in massage. I don't know, but the message skills are in their blood. I remember that one time I was in China, and I wanted to try their traditional massage. It was a sage decision. I felt so young after their massage. Anyway, last year in Manchester, my friend and I decided to have a little bit of fun. So we searched for some massage girls there. We found the best girls on Ladybirds Incall Erotic Massage & Escort Agency Manchester. It was a very great experience for me. The next time I will go to Manchester, this will be the first thing I will do.
     
  7. Oh lord, whatever happened to jeffersong?
     
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  8. He beat it outta here ?
     
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  9. Literally:laughing:
     
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  10. This is gold, imagine how awkward it must be trying to kiss a prostitute

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  11. Right I can do that shit myself for free. Lmao jp man
     
  12. Jeffy there's no need to feel bad.
     
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  13. Like he didnt know what was cumming
     
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  14. I served in Japan, huge massage parlor it is but man the women are hard to look at in the morning. Philippine girls and Thailand girls are yummy. I did inhale too.
     
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  15. Several years ago I was in Singapore for several days visiting a potential supplier. One afternoon he took us to a Massage place (his treat). Communal shower before, and only a towel to get to the room. The little gal that worked me over did a great job (deep tissue Thai massage). Hurt like hell a few times...and I had my choice of a blowjob or a hand job before I was "finished". It was a great day!
     
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  16. Best was in Taiwan. Mostly accepting there of "jo tiens". Walk in, pay a 20usd cover. Then you go to a room with your friends and then a bunch of girls come in. They get naked, let you touch them, then you pay another 25 or 60, depending on what you want. Alcohol included in the price. Extra activities are done in private rooms. No thuggish gangsters with guns.

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  17. #37 Flaca, May 16, 2021
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    :laughing:

    What a doozy.
     
  18. I wonder where Ol' Jeff is now
     
  19. Well, you have paid them for it. You say that like they are cool with it, they aren't, you're disgusting filth to them and they're doing it for the money.

    Forever thankful for the life I was born into, or I suppose, thankful that I wasn't born into that kind of life.
     
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  20. Yeah. Don't think for a second that hoes* have any love for tricks.

    *Sex workers, for those who prefer proper terminology and politically correct, modern etiquette
     

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