'As a marijuana smoker, I've learned:'

Discussion in 'General' started by mөsh, Sep 9, 2010.

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  1. #1 mөsh, Sep 9, 2010
    We're going to teach some lessons today GC. Here's how it will work, you post: As a marijuana smoker, I've learned ***

    Example: As a marijuana smoker, I've learned that poptarts should stay in NO microwave longer than 10 seconds, because they get hot. Fast.

    As a marijuana smoker, I've learned that if you are super high your buddy can convince you that your head is a magnet and the wall is one too, you will go careening into it faster than light.


    Let's see what you've got GC! :hello:
     
  2. #2 King Willie, Sep 9, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker I've learned that weed is bad for you and kills brain cells so you shouldn't do it. Get drunk instead.
     
  3. #3 gsaint, Sep 9, 2010
    Always have the munchies ready before the session.
     
  4. #4 King Willie, Sep 9, 2010
    Hell to the fuckin yes.
     
  5. #5 Kooz, Sep 9, 2010
    some people are your friends, some are friends with your weed
     
  6. #6 mushroomsatsuji, Sep 9, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker, I have learned that life is full of nothing but bullshit
     
  7. #7 topless, Sep 9, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker, I have learned that simplicity is bliss :hello:
     
  8. #8 BUDS4U2NV, Sep 9, 2010
    Ive learned to treat people like that guy from half baked..

    "Fuck you"
    "Fuck you"
    "Fuck you"

    "Your cool"

    "Fuck you"...I'm out.
     
  9. #9 TimS Chi, Sep 9, 2010
    learned the same thing
     
  10. #10 Shike, Sep 9, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker, I've learned that peanut butter is probably one of the best creations on this planet.
     
  11. #11 Beaming, Sep 9, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker, I've learned to locate the TV remote and put it nearby before smoking.
     
  12. #12 PureImagination, Sep 10, 2010

    this.

    Oh and as a marijuana smoker ive learned that the herb reveals you to yourself.
     
  13. #13 BUDS4U2NV, Sep 10, 2010
    Alot of chicks who don't smoke love the smell of Lady Jane.
     
  14. #14 mөsh, Sep 10, 2010
    Everytime I get high I think it would be a good idea to do the "peanut butter challenge", where I stick a spoon full of peanut butter in my mouth while I have cottonmouth. At first, I'm like "haha this is the greatest idea ever!", laughing and shit, then as soon as I get all the PB off the spoon it's "OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HOLY FUCK IM GOING TO CHOKE AND DIE"
     
  15. #15 Raseri, Sep 10, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker, I've learned that it's not wise to walk near the edge of a lake,
    river, creek, or any other large source of water while stoned. I've fallen many times.
     
  16. #16 topless, Sep 10, 2010

    HAHAHA the peanut butter challenge. Why have I not heard of this? Its like when I get stuck into a packet of fantails, and Im all like "YEAH chocolate covered caramel, and they even give me a quiz on the wrapper! How could this be bad?" Those mother fuckers get stuck in your teeth so bad and you end up exhausted so its an early nap time. :rolleyes:
     
  17. #17 Shere Khan, Sep 10, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker, i have learned to relax and let go of my insecurities.
     
  18. #18 MrNoland, Sep 10, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker, I've learned how to roll joints, corner bowls, clear bongs, and laugh at inappropriate times!
     
  19. #19 Skunky Monkey, Sep 10, 2010
    as a marijuana smoker i have learned to: fly , smoke bongs , grow .
     
  20. #20 RDMa7x, Sep 10, 2010
    As a marijuana smoker I've learned:

    How to master ninja skills while tip-toeing into the kitchen at 1 am.

    How to hide something very very well.

    I enjoy porno more.

    That lime juice fixes anything sticky.

    That I love grape flavors.

    I'm sure there's more, but I've learned lazy.
     
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