Anyone else know how to jack off laying down on your stomach, without a boner?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by BlazinX1, May 8, 2008.

  1. Well, anyone else know how to do this
     
  2. Hump ur hand??¿
     
  3. I don't wanna know how...just wtf man...wtf???
     
  4. ...jacking off without a boner?
     
  5. Put some lube in a plastic baggie, stick that between your matresses, and have sex with that?
     
  6. Haha I was just reading the Russian plane kid story and saw your post back there about this, I didn't think you'd do it, haha. You lay on your stomach and flip your dick so the bottom is on the bed and just start humpin. That's how I think you do it! I'm just glad to have hands!:hello:
     
  7. I figure someone else would've learned how to do this, I figured this out when I was like 6.

    1) Lie down on your stomach
    2) Put your soft dick to a side (mine faces left)
    3) put one hand on top of the other, then the wrist of the bottom hand up against the part of your dick that would be where a pussy is, the closest to your pelvis.
    4) Move your sholders up and down, which essentially makes your whole body move up and down.
    5) Close your eyes and think of some sex scenario in your head.
    6) As it gets better, get faster...and ultimately....

    There you have it, how to bust a nut without getting a boner, while lying on your stomach.

    If you try this with a boner it won't work and will hurt like a mother fucker, the way you are positioned keeps you from getting one, but you still bust a nut
     
  8. this thread is confusing me..
    why would you want to jack off if dont' have a boner.
    unless you have problems with that whole thing..
     
  9. It made for a more difficult question, anyone could lay on their stomach with a boner.

    And it still feels fine, without a boner. Obviously you couldn't have sex w/o a boner, but this accomplishes the same end result, bust'n a nut.
     
  10. I am thoroughly confused as to how this works.
     

  11. that would be like me fucking a door nob
     

  12. that made me lol :p :laughing:
     
  13. Lie down with both hands on top of each other, on top of your dick. Move your sholders towards your head, and back down, which makes your body slide up and down on the bed or whatever.


    I mean, do we need pics :rolleyes:


    Picture below:
    Put 1 hand over the other, both hands over the dick (pointed to the side) and slide.
     

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  14. when you get bored with this let me know,

    feet, shoulders, produce, textiles, machinery. . .


    possibilities are endless
     

  15. Have you?
     
  16. Pics or it didn't happen:rolleyes:
     
  17. um...No?
    Who would wanna do that!
    Oh well, to each his own.
    (This lady trying to sell my a rabbit with a suction cup on the bottom):
    "See this suction cup? You can put it on a chair. Or on a wall."
    Me: :hide:

    ED: I guess I should add a Rabbit is a dildo/vibrator combo. Heh. Might be useful info. Idk what life could be like if rabbits grew suction cups.
     
  18. A legit suction cup? Not one of those vacum thingy's I've seen on kinky free internet porn:)

    What the fuck do you need a dildo with a suction cup for? Was the suction cup at the end of the dildo? So you would be humping a wall or a chair with a dick on it?
     

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