haha i remember my first time going drunk in like 9th grade. i drank like half a 5th and went to class. don't remember much. but i fell at lunch on my ass and had a giant bruise my friend just 2 years sophmore year, brought vodka filled water bottle to school. and he was just drinking it all day. he was drinking in the corner of our third period and the dumbass spills straight vodka on the carpet, so by now the whole classroom reeks of strong liquor. he was a chill teacher and didn't say anything, he just kinda like wow. haha he is a crazy mofo...
On the last day of school before winter break, me and my buddy got really drunk during lunch. We were always some clowns, but the alcohol took it to a new level. We each stole 5-6 cheeseburgers from the cafeteria, then proceeded to our next class; pockets stuffed. Midway through the period, people are starting to notice the classroom smells like a burger joint. The teacher asks "who brought food, hope you have enough for all of us.". We both chuckle, then unload our burger stash onto the table offering to everyone. The burgers went quick, even the teacher took one. Everyone sat around eating and bullshitting for the rest of the period; we felt like fucking champions. School finally lets out that day, and as we're heading to the bus, we decide it would be a good idea to nail the principle with some snowballs(more like iceballs lol). Standing about 35 yards away on a hill, snowballs packed and ready; we count down. 3, 2, 1...Launching both our snowballs simultaneously, we watch in excitement. BAM! Both direct hits! Mine hit her in the upper chest/neck and his hit her right in the fuckin' piehole. As she fell over in defeat, we booked it for the bus, and made a clean getaway. Well, maybe "clean" is not the best word...as I was laughing so hard, I puked all over myself. If you're out there Mrs. Jones, I am truly sorry. You were a really nice lady, we were just drunk and stupid.
Why would you get drunk at school? I'd just be bored as hell in class or screwing around, I personally like learning, save drinking for other times.
it was an after prom party, i wasn't drunk but there was this one fat girl that was pretty shit face laying down on the couch. my friend who threw the party wanted to kick her out because he didn't want her sleeping at his house. him and his homie try to carry her out and the next thing they found out was she pissed all over his couch (not leather) lol. they got a scissor and started giving her hair cuts shit and than dragged her down the alley and left her there. MORAL OF THE STORY DON'T PISS ON ANYONES COUCH WHEN YOU'RE FUCKED UP OR YOU'LL GET FUCKED UP
We planned on getting breakfast and smoking before school but we ended killing a bottle of dry jin between the 5 us. I go to a different school than my friend's so I went to my friend's school instead. We started singing in class (I said I was a student and they bought it somehow) and we all got into a little fight when this dude hushed us. So we went to the princpels office, I was escorted off campus and my friend got suspended for 3 days each.So, we had the after party at my school.