anotha joke.

> > > >Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!!
> > > >(true story ... Oh my Goodness!!)
> > >
> > > > > Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun
specifically to launch
> > > > > dead chickens at the windshields of
airliners, and military
> > > > > jets, all travelling at maximum velocity.
> > >
> > > > > The idea is to simulate the frequent
incidents of collisions
> > > > > with airborne fowl to test the strength of
the windshields.
> > >
> > > > > American engineers heard about the gun and
were eager to test it
> > > > > on the windshields of their new high speed
trains. Arrangements
> > > > > were made, and a gun was sent to the
American engineers.
> > >
> > > > > When the gun was fired, the engineers stood
shocked as the
> > > > > chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed
into the shatterproof
> > > > > shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted
through the control
> > > > > console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in
two and embedded
> > > > > itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an
> > > > > arrow shot from a bow.
> > > >
> > > > > The horrified Yanks sent Rolls Royce the
disastrous results of
> > > > > the experiment, along with the designs of
the windshield and
> > > > > begged the British scientists for
suggestions.
> > > >
> > > > > Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:
> > > >
> > > > "Defrost the chicken."