WWII Digger, 93, scares off teen thieves | News | NT News | Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia | ntnews.com.au A 93-year-old WWII-vet threatened to use a baseball bat to fight off two gutless teens who tried to rob his home. John Moyle sent the young thieves running when he caught them pushing a wheelbarrow with his fishing reels, crossbows and arrows at his house early yesterday. "I can't repeat what I said as it was rude," he said. "But I did top it off saying I would blow their brains out." This dude is fucking cool. Had his house rigged with homemade security "traps" to warn of intruders and is a part-time Santa Claus at the local mall. And he knew that his alarm traps went off at exactly 3:08 AM. What a legend. He said he confronted the mischievous pair and screamed. "I don't like playing games in the middle of the night!"
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