America's most intelligent president

> > An aircraft is about to crash.
> > There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4
parachutes.
> > The first passenger says, I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
basketball
> > player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died."
> > So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
> > The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the
former
> > President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman
in
the
> > world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future
President."
> > She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
> > The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of
the
> > United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics.
> > And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the
history
> of
> > the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die."
> > So he takes a parachute and jumps.
> > The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year
> old
> > schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a
good
> > person and a priest. I will give you the last parachute."
> > The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a
parachute
for
> > you. America's most intelligent President just took my schoolbag...