America's most intelligent president

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. > > An aircraft is about to crash.
    > > There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4
    parachutes.
    > > The first passenger says, I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA
    basketball
    > > player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died."
    > > So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
    > > The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says, "I am the wife of the
    former
    > > President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated woman
    in
    the
    > > world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future
    President."
    > > She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
    > > The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, "I am the President of
    the
    > > United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
    politics.
    > > And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in the
    history
    > of
    > > the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die."
    > > So he takes a parachute and jumps.
    > > The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
    year
    > old
    > > schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a
    good
    > > person and a priest. I will give you the last parachute."
    > > The boy replies "No problem your popeness, there is also a
    parachute
    for
    > > you. America's most intelligent President just took my schoolbag...
     
  2. LOL thats a good one!!!
     
  3. LOL thats a good one!!! [​IMG]
     
  4. LOL thats a bad one!!!
     
  5. oh boy am i happy not to be american.
     
  6. lol its one of those bad ones that u dont WANT to laugh at but u cant help it

    kinda like religous jokes...
     
  7. LOL why would you hold it in? it's hilarious!
     
  8. lol. Good joke.

    But the truth?

    Everyone knows Americas most intelligent president was really George Washington. He grew hemp and encouraged the country to do the same and basically plant it everywhere!
    ..if only our "Most intelligent President" would follow his example today...
     
  9. well i beg to differ.

    i think tommy jefferson was the most intel. also, im not sure if washington smoked but i do know tommy did.
     

  10. Eh, I guess it doesn't really matter. The earliest presidents seemed to be the guys with the most sense.
     

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