Am I going to get drug tested?

Discussion in 'General' started by Trollinz It, Aug 3, 2012.

  1. #1 Trollinz It, Aug 3, 2012
    I got arrested on simple domestic assault for fighting my brother, and just got a letter in the mail saying I need to go to this assessment location: drug abuse foundation - main campus. Do you think I will be drug tested? If so, what will happen? Will they know I smoke 6-8 blunts a day?
     
  2. #2 Blaze, Aug 3, 2012
    There is no such thing as the drug abuse foundation.
     
  3. #3 SmoothTrash69, Aug 3, 2012
    yah dude they will use there mind reading skills and be like " Hey u see Trollinz IT over there, I heard he got arrested for a simple domestic assault charge, let's drug test him because im reading his mind right now and he smokes 6 to 8 blunts a day.
     
  4. #4 Trollinz It, Aug 3, 2012
    Funny because it's an official letter in the mail that says "Florida Department of Criminal Justice"
     
  5. #5 Purp Skurp, Aug 3, 2012
    6-8 blunts a day?

    That's alot man
     
  6. #6 Trollinz It, Aug 3, 2012

    What can I say bro? Peach dutches just make me wanna roll and smoke a blunt :D
     
  7. #7 ckycampmember, Aug 3, 2012
    why would they send you to a drug abuse place for a domestic violence issue...
    i would hope not man, but knowing how florida is maybe they just wanna see if you're a pill head
     
  8. #8 Trollinz It, Aug 3, 2012
    Pill head? I only fuck wit weed lol :) But idc, ima just piss my fucking skeet into the test :)))))
     
  9. #9 Demiurge, Aug 3, 2012
    Yeah bro they will even know what strains you smoked and everything.
     
  10. #10 Trollinz It, Aug 3, 2012

    Good yo theyll be like damnn that shits dank as fuck and let me go instead of prosecuting me if I split my next half zip with em
     
  11. #11 Demiurge, Aug 3, 2012
    Yeah dude they'll go afta sum fool cheef on dat nasty reggie ew
     
  12. #12 thewarden, Aug 3, 2012

    Oh god just imagine if you were at the probation department getting a urinalysis and you just went in the room for like 15 minutes (all while making grunting/fapping noises) and came out with the cup full of semen

    Just imagine your PO's face
     
  13. #13 Trollinz It, Aug 3, 2012

    smokin my 7th blunt and just laughed my fucking ass off
     
  14. #14 cheeerios, Aug 3, 2012
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    You will most certainly be drug tested, young grasshopper
     

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