So I have pneumonia. My back fucking kills. My sinuses are clogged. I've just been dragging behidn the past few days. So I roll into my campus's health services center and tell them I think I have pneumonia... They give me a prescrip for a Z-pack and a brown bag filled with goodies. They gave me a bottle of Q-tussin DM and a ton of cough drops, aspirin, tylenol, all sorts of random shit ( I thought free stuff was cool) I don't have a teaspoon or measuring cup so I just took a swig of it when I got back to my pad. About an hour later I took another good swig (right before comp101). In the middle of my class I was so fucked up, I was talking to my professor and absolutely forgot what I was talking about. I felt like I was drunk. Five minutes later I put two and two togethor. I felt like I was drunk all the bus ride home... Then I checked out the bottle... DXM... So this is a robo trip. I drank ~50mL of the stuff. But... here's the catch, I didn't eat or drink anything at all. I didn't enjoy it. I felt like I was drunk but a bit more in control. I was trying really hard to have an intellectual conversation with one of my instructors but I just kept fumbling around for words. Dayum.