Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PS3....

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by TheWaydown, Dec 20, 2008.

  1. #1 TheWaydown, Dec 20, 2008
    Is it me or does this seem like an absolute joke.

    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm


    "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)
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    Pretty cool, huh? So, if you hate your parents, you are already halfway to becoming a True Christianâ„¢! Congratulations!
     
  2. #2 Tonyizzle, Dec 20, 2008
    The bible is a tall tale, like paul bunyan.
     
  3. #3 bwood, Dec 20, 2008
    Apparently that landover shit is all fake. There was a thread today about how they were flipping out over using bible papers for J's. Satire.
     
  4. #4 youngbeast817, Dec 20, 2008
    It's a cult guize
     
  5. #5 kinetic being, Dec 20, 2008
    Ah yes, convincing a person to accept post-materialistic values with blatant materialism...

    Just like modern society...
     
  6. #6 smoke2joints96, Dec 20, 2008
    yeah i started the thread
    the whole site is just a joke
     
  7. #7 pavlakos, Dec 20, 2008
    is it literally a joke though? i mean if you take out the word not from that quote itd sound okay...maybe a typo?

    idk..
     
  8. #8 HighGrowMan, Dec 20, 2008
    How can one truly begin to journey for the kingdom of heaven, if he is not willing to let go of the things that chain him back?

    The Kingdom of Heaven is not meat and drink but righteousness peace and joy.

    Did not Buddha follow this advice?
     

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