A stoner walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: --------------------------------------- | Cheese Sandwich .............. $1.50| | Chicken Sandwich ............. $2.50| | Hand Job .................... $10.00| --------------------------------------- Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager looking group of men. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o> "Yes?" she asks with a knowing smile, "May I help you?" <o></o> "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" <o></o> "Yes", she purrs, "I am." <o></o> The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" i thought that was pretty funny www.everything2.com