Had a long day at work yesterday. Really long... I had to deal w/ some nut job for almost 6 hours over the phone who never actually asked me any questions. I think she was lonely and wanted somone to talk to, honestly. But it was ridiculous. anyways... I went home and ripped a rather large bowl out of the illadelph. The Mrs. was sick so i told her i would cook dinner. I got in the car and headed for the Giant up the street. Somehow i ended up at a Giant on the other side of town and started shopping. Chips, Dip, Got Corn on the cob, and some chicken breast. There was only one checkout line open and it was long as hell. I must have stood there for upwards of 30 minutes. Needless to say i was spaced the fuck out. Finally it was my turn and the lady scanned my items. of course, when youre in a long line, people get nosy and start watching you, (plus i was high so...) The Cashier looks up at me out of the blue and says, "how many ears do you have?" It took me a minute to truly comprehend what she had just asked me. I repeated it in my head a few times just to make sure i heard it right. Then i said, "uh, 2". Lady gave me a death look. "how many ears of CORN, sir?". the line of people behind me erupted in chuckles and murmurs as i made my swift exit. Damn cashiers messin w/ stoners like that....
When I went to buy a new pair of shoes I was ripped and my eyes had the droop going and basically, it was embrassingly obvious that I was high. With that I walked up to an employee and asked to see a pair of shoes in a 10.5. She then asked me what they looked like so she could order them. My mind was not comprehnding what she was doing. I replied, "But, they are on the wall over there". She says, "Can't you tell I'm just messing with you man". WIth that I laughed along with all the other customers laughing and went about my business. Good times
That story was amazing, i truly would have said the same thing also and i need to spread some rep around, but after that you deff. have some reppage comming your way