Anyone have any funny cop stories? I was at 7-11 one time, blazed out of my mind, trying to get some chili and cheese on my nachos. I couldn't figure out how to get the good to come out of the machines and so I sat there for about 5 minutes pulling and pushing on this lever. As I'm about to give up, a cop walks over and twists it, dispensing hot chili and cheese goodness all over my nachos. I give him a big, "I'm so stoned!" grin and he just laughs and shakes his head. Also, this video inspired me to post this: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF4FWvwiJhc]YouTube - WHY YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR YOUR PANTS SAGGING[/ame]
i had a cop pull me over just to talk to me about my car, i would have pressed charges since they cant just pull you over for no reason but he knew i was high so let me off as long as i didnt go anywhere with the fact that it was a pointless stop... other than that cops have no interest in me. i dont know if you consider prison officers as cops but i used to be one so that in itself is a somewhat funny situation as a big stoner.
I cut someone off in one of those a few weeks ago and he threw a half liter of Pepsi out his window and hit my car with it.. DON'T FUCK WITH THE DODGE LUXURY LINERS!