You know when someone says " yeah but i swear he's really nice when you get to know him", This is how to be that person. 1. Wear a bracelet (Preferably made out of volcanic beads). 2. Buy a Hublot watch cause Rolex is too ghetto. 3. Buy shoes with spikes and red soles, nothing says cool like a porcupine. 4. Buy very large V-necks, the size of the shirt reflects the size of your dick. 5. Try to look like you don't care about what you wear as long as it's from Saks fifth. 6. The only colors that should match are your underwear and socks. 7. Whats in you pockets? a carbon fiber money clip and a limited edition 24k plated Iphone 6 s with 100% albino crocodile skin phone cover. 8. Your car keys don't belong in your pocket, they get "uncomfortable" so make sure they're visible. 9. Only eat at restaurants that serve enough portions for leprechauns. 10. Favorite drinks? Henessy, Cafe Patron and Moet.