A counter to the Union

and I think my life is complete...

thanks devastatin' dave

 

I'm never smoking again and now I can see why, Thank you sir for showing us all the light!

 

rofl that was great

 

Rip Rap Rob,
smokin on your bowl

 

I hope that guy is high, I dont think you could be sane enough to wear that in public... In any era.

 

How could i be so dumb... Thanks for showing me the way .

 

"dont get high and drive a car"

 

WOW, think this is what your tax dollars get spent on.

 

Wow. Just Wow. It's even dumber if you know what he is saying:

Rip dibby zap, da zip dap du wap,
This is what I call the Zip Zap Rap
Hichichichy be back in a sec,
Zippy zippa zappa gonna spend your whole cheque,

Zip dip zap, a zip wit a wabbit,
Zippy dipa wippa got a cocaine habit,
Scooby dooby bip a zip bop blam,
It started with a quarter now it is a gram,

Zoom zoom with a scooby doo bop,
Buy yourself into projects you're tryin to cop,
Rip and a rap I wrote with a rhyme,
I think you better call the cocaine hotline,

Zip dippa wip, you call them on the phone,
A zippa dippa wip but yo habit aint gone,
It's been flip flop days and you haven't ate,
I could see it in your face you were losin weight

Rip rap rop smoking back to back,
Zippa dip wip and you had a heart attack
From playin baseball like Willie Mays,
Had you in that hospital for thirty days,

Flip flop flam but now you're back,
A zippa dippa wip in your new Cadillac,
Hah, chichicha, like choking on a bone,
Zippa rippa rap you gotta leave them drugs alone,

KIDS RAP!

Don't be a fool,
Stay in school!
Don't get high and drive a car,
You will not get very far

Well bap boom bam you'll be up on a pole
You got thirty people pushing but it still won't roll
And it won't start either 'cause the engine is bent
Next month you'll be crying bout the money you spent

Kids against drugs now say it!

Don't be a dope,
Don't smoke that coke!
We're talkin' bout cocaine,
Its not good for your brain

Zoom zoom boom a zip goes your brain,
You know its only cause you've been smokin' cocaine

Ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta talent,
Everybody has it so use it gallant...ly

Maybe you'll get over you will see,
That what I'm saying is really real
Like at the swap meet,
A serious deal...that could change the course of your life

It's a lifetime contract,
Read it with caution,
Check out the small print,
You've got three options

The first one is to get your money
At the 'spense of someone else's grief
And you know that all that means good buddy,
Is that you're a thief

Second option is a 9 to 5,
And 5 to 1 or the 1 to 9,
But if you read closely,
You'll see you'll be there for a long time

The third one is to go for it,
And try to get the crop of the cream,
When you get tired of drivin',
You just hop in your limousine

Ha, a roll on

Don't be no fool,
Drugs ain't cool!
For me or you,
You know that this is true

A rip rap rollin' with the pretty girls,
Zip da wip dippy with your fresh new curls,
Gooby doop bam a zoom zip wap,
Everybody to the beat let me hear a loud clap

Zip zap zoom a bop to the beat,
All the little frits put the boogie in your feet

Kids against drugs let me hear you gettin' down,
While the rhythm of the boogie bass rocks the ground

(retarded breathing solo)

(children screaming for joy) PARTY OVER HERE!

DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
DON'T BE A HYPE!
DON'T SMOKE THAT PIPE!
DON'T BE NO FOOL!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
YOU PEOPLE KNOW THE DEAL!
COCAINE DOES MAKE YOU KEEL!

Hard times, y'all are getting harder,
Cash money is the only solution,
You gotta get hip to the system trip,
Become a soldier in the proper revolution,

Do it now baby, 'cause when you drop the bomb,
There won't be nowhere for you to run,
Try to spend you last cash then you see a big flash and it's
5 4 3 2 1
(fade out to sounds of children screaming)

*facepalm*

 

How could I have been so stupid! I am never smoking again! This has open my eyes.

 

Wow... all I can say is wow.

 

Your parents showed you that ? Um are you being serious or is this a joke ?

 

This is going into my "4:20" playlist

now im going to zip zuppa zip doppa do smoke a spliff

 

They countered a two hour long documentary about cannabis with a four minute rap about cocaine?

 

Finals: Headynugs420 VS Devastatin' Dave

 

Holy shit half the time he isn't even talking about drugs he's just saying weird shit. I literally hurt my stomach laughing so hard.

 

Well, there goes my cocaine habit, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you Devastatin' Dave!