1.you have more wifes than teeth. 2.you own a $50000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes. 3.you refine heroin but have a moral objection to beer. 4.you think vests come in 2 styles,bullet proof & suicide. 5.you wipe your ass with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean.
6. there's a towel on your head and you call it a turban. Everyone else calls it "You look like a jackass" 7. you can't recognize your wife at the market, because you're a taliban 8. You built bombs into the back of a chevy suburban and they didn't work because you're too stupid to build bombs the right way and you're a taliban 9. Your taliban membership dues that you pay each month 10. You have a taliban bumper sticker applied to the stock of your automatic weapon, which you use to kill infidels(or harmless Christians)
I believe Taliban is the name of the organization. I don't think each individual member is referred to as "A Taliban". Just throwing that out there.