1. Blue Glass Type: Euphoric Method: Smoked Effects: Feelings of extreme optimism and happiness; greatly enhanced reflexes; sensory and sexual pleasure; visual acuity. Immediately followed by semi-permanent suicidal catatonia. Duration: Five minutes Cost: $1 per hit 2. Brainscratch Type: Hallucinogen Method: Dropped into eye Effects: Reaches visual cortex in seconds, producing terrifying hallucinations. Test subjects report loss of identity and feelings of total dislocation from human world. Duration: Ten hours to several years Cost: $2 per dose 3. Zom-B Type: Narcotic Method: Injected Effects: Stuporous mental coma, yet user's motor functions are involuntarily stimulated. Possible side effects may include walking off bridges or into oncoming trains. Duration: Fifteen to twenty hours Cost: $3 per fix 4. Spike Type: Stimulant Method: Ingested as pill Effects: Rush of physical strength, invulnerability to pain, and sociopathic impulses. Originally developed by Pentagon as combat drug. Duration: Two hours Cost: $5 for 15 pills Forgot where I got the news from lol but I copied it to Word to post it later on.. comments?!?
Possible side effects may include walking off bridges or into oncoming trains? Immediately followed by semi-permanent suicidal catatonia? I'd rather stay sober than risk any of that shit for a 5-minute high.
Ive tried the blue shit it gets you fucked up tried it two weeks ago this dude said it was from across the country.
haha, you are all pretty funny. Did you happen to look where this link is from? The Onion, yeah cause they do hard hitting factual journalism... that is what they are all about
you read my orginal post. it read and i quote "brain scratch = several years?? blue grass = semi-permanent suicidal catatonia?? wtf?? i call fake." no edit. im not that dumb now..