2 quickies...

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, May 5, 2001.

  1. A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and says -
    "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!

    The husband says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!!
    Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?

    She says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out."


    A little boy went up to his father and asked:
    'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''

    The father replied:
    'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have
    mine.'' :D :D :D...LOLROF
  2. lol @the second one!

Share This Page