A woman gets home, runs into her house, slams the door and says - "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery! The husband says, "Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains? She says, "I don't care. Just get the hell out." ---------------------- A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?'' The father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine.'' ...LOLROF