15 years smoking everday probation test in 10 days how to beat it?

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unless you bring someone elses piss with you, you're not gonna pass in 10 days



just wondering, have you been smoking 10 years or 15 years

 

dude you need synthetic urine, the urinater thing that has the fake dick works good for anything probation/jobs

 

haha bro thats funny shit

 

no dude iwouldn't trust that, get a urinator, if you gotta piss in front of your PO get the fake dick one, this has worked for me 2 times. im not bullshitting you

 

Fake dick FTW.

 

whys everybody think this shits funny this guys gotta pass a drug test for probation, somebody is standing there watching you piss and if youn pull out something that doesn't look like a dick they automatically fail you

fuck all the funny shit this is the best way to go

 

Dude, if you were not lying on how long you have been smoking, you should already know all the full-proof ways to beat a drug test. Synthetic Urine man, it works the best.

 

i agree, synthetic urine or a friend's. even with all the "fool-proof" detox methods there are chances, and you dont want to risk it

they sell em at headshops i heard

 

I would do several things in conjunction.
If you have atleast 7 days theres something called STRIP 7 day cleanser you can probably buy in a headshop(other brands do same thing)
If you go for the morning before test option then go with VALES triple strength formula ... niacin and water has saved many peoples asses but is not fool proof start detoxing as soon as you can though!! detox teas .. cranberry juice things like this can help you along the way too. Diaretics in general .. good luck.

 

Add in goldenroot both tea and pill, but you have to stop using it 3 days prior or it will show up in your urin and they will fail you for camoflaging.

 

Dont listen to these nay sayers, no matter how much and for how long youve smoked, its entirely possible to be clean in 10 days. I smoke 5-10 times a day every day, and it takes me less than a week to get clean just by popping a few Niacin everyday and drinking a bunch of water the night and day before the test, and Im a pretty big guy too (6'3" 225lbs). You might want to work out in addition, but if you drink plenty of water, take 500-1000 mg of Niacin a day, and take that detox ASAP, there is no way you will fail.

 

uhh whys that? Most people don't have to take piss tests.. I've never have so I wouldnt have a good sure-proof way to pass one.

 

I agree, this also made me laugh. Very, very hard.